We're Fucked but We Say that We're Fine

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Largest Blueberry In The World

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[dollytchotchke]

Tommy Bahama Her + Venus in Tuberose + Lick Me + DKNY Be Delicious Ice Pop Very Cherry

[loveletters2myself]

this is how july will be spent

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[martial-art-world]

[frostedmagnolias]

Evening dress

c. 1876

Credit line: Gift of Theodore Fischer Ells, 1975

The MET

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[micromontage]

[treecitysessions]

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

let's go shopping

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[saintfelina]

It Girl: Intergalactic Hottie

Remember 60s retrofuturism? Remember 2010s space grunge? Well imagine here’s their successor. The 2020s Intergalactic Hottie blends the optimism of the spade age with the effortless cool of celestial grunge. She doesn’t hide her heritage, standing out with technicolor skin and bioluminescent veins all while dressed in the hottest clothes of today. She speaks in foreign chirps and floats when she’s happy, who doesn’t want to have a good tome with her?

Lotion: Nativa’s merlot grape lotion is an unconventional scent that smells as purple as it looks. Super moisturising and gives your skin a taste of something different.

Perfume Oil: Sugarmilkco’s The Candy Cosmos is a hodgepodhe of different fruity candy scents. From red velvet creme to plum to strawberries to create a milky way of a scent.

Perfume: A strangely wearable spacey scent, often compared to a fizzy can of grape soda with a slightly soapy and metallic edge. Despite it’s otherworldly marketing you can wear it even as an earthling

[crayonbug]