SNAZZLAND

✨A Real Place✨

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All travellers to Snazzland must pass through customs before entering…

*checks some guy’s fit*

“Sir would you mind stepping in here for a moment?”

*the man is taken into an interrogation room because he wore socks and fucking sandals*

*your turn*

“Okay give me a spin.”

*you spin*

“Slaying. Welcome to Snazzland- NEXT!”

*you have entered Snazzland*

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SQUIRE WANTED!

Sir Rizzalot of Extra County requires a dope squire boy to help him with his quests.

If interested send a messenger lemur to:

42 Slick Road, Extra County, Snazzland

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BREAKING NEWS!!

Vincent Van Gogh has been chosen by the gods to be the new Pharaoh of Snazzland!

All hail the new Pharaoh!

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Different places in Snazzland:

Dapper Grove

Slick Desert

Debonair Alley

The Chic Highlands

Trendy Town

Snappy Palace

New Snazz City (The Swinging City)

Nifty Square

Groovy Island

The Spiffy Isles

On-Fleek Village

Swaggerville

New Drip

The Fine-Ass Towers

The Damn-Good Bridge

Chichi Gardens

The Swank Monument

Ritzy Avenue

Slick Street

Upscale Park

Stylish Way

The Steezy River

Now

In-Vogue Gardens

Extra County

The Boss Valley

The Flashy Mountains

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Here’s some common lingo from Snazzland:

“Make it snazz proof”

“Supersnazz”

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Things Considered Snazzy:

- Vaseline

- Vibrant dark colours

- Sunglasses

- Vincent Van Gogh

- Pigtails

- Clocks

- Monster Munch

- Knights, Squires and Pages

- Overalls

- Lemurs