dev ops infosec rage

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[uxreactionsofficial]

When you’re new to a project and the team asks you to help present

[thecodinglove]

When two colleagues are having an argument on the chat

/* by rm_ass */

[thecodinglove]

When I realize that I forgot to commit an important fix before the demo

/* by Lüic */

[thecodinglove]

When the project is in panic mode and I've been asked to stay calm in meetings

/* by SynxS */

[dbareactions]

When the developers send me a meeting invite titled “New Database Platform Ideas”

[thecodinglove]

When the client asks for rights that he already has

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[thecodinglove]

When I think that a bug can't be worse

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[uxreactionsofficial]

When I think I’m going to nail the presentation but shit hits the fan

[thecodinglove]

When a minor fix makes production crash

/* by Scanix */

[thecodinglove]

When I have to work on bug fixes on monday morning

/* by vayou */

[nodejsreactions-blog]

When you listen to the ‘error’ event after it’s already been emitted

[dbareactions]

When I get back from summer vacation to find 3 weeks of failing backups, the ops team didn’t think it seemed important enough to disturb me.

[securityreactions]

investigating 802.1x port failed alerts

[securityreactions]

when red team gets creative with the engagement

[thecodinglove]

Delivering a feature as described in specs

/* by The coding love */

[thecodinglove]

Starting my regression test

/* by satbadkd */

[securityreactions]

the Docker security model.