noise dept.
★
ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always
taylor price
Noah Kahan
No title available
@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
𓃗
No title available
blake kathryn
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
Not today Justin
Interview Vampire Daily
RMH
bliss lane
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
seen from Türkiye
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Indonesia
seen from Georgia
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from France
seen from Colombia
seen from Mexico
seen from Peru
@snixtanalop-blog
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: Are you willing to go all the way?
Sebastian: And don't play coy with me, you know exactly what I mean.
Santana: If you win. Sure.
Santana: How's this for coy - you win and I'll let you put it anywhere you want to. Anywhere.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: With a wager. I'll even let you pick the stakes. How far are you willing to go?
Santana: You know I don't step down. If you lose, I get your car.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: I won't fail, but if you're so sure that I will, why don't we make things interesting?
Santana: I'm listening.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: Suggesting I'm not capable isn't going to make me do it... And here I thought you'd be proud of me for aiming higher on the spectrum, but wait - it's inconveniencing you. You know, I almost forgot to mention the best part about this Fabray chick... she just so happens to be our new headmaster's daughter.
Santana: Even less likely that you'll be able to corrupt her, though it would be hilarious to see you try and fail.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: It's a good thing I don't really care what you think at this point. Ruin her yourself. I'd rather do something changeling.
Santana: I will go find someone more capable to corrupt the teen queen. You're officially turning me OFF.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: I'm capable, but I don't want to do it. Again, it's boring - get someone else to do it. I think I know which girl you're talking about. That Seventeen magazine of yours makes great jack off material. Particularly the article entitled "Are My Nipples Normal?" I never thought they'd have allowed such diagrams.
Santana: You're disgusting and I'm just going to take this as you not being capable. It's okay, not many could get that teen queen to open her legs.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: It's not a challenge when you're toying with a girl whose only ever gotten affection in the form of a wet dream. It's simple. It's boring.
Santana: Fine but now I really am eager to see if you're still capable or not - there may be another girl but she's the virginal mary type, prays all the time and wouldn't let you anywhere near her.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: Only when someone's hotter than you and you know it. I was hopeful that was the case with this.
Santana: So you're not up for the challenge.
TEXT ✉ SEBTANA
Sebastian: When you said you wanted me to seduce a troll, I didn't realize you meant it literally.
Santana: I don't lie when it comes to that shit, you know that.
Well, well, well...
You don’t know that. What if I’d planned on spending the entirety of my summer studying?
If that were the case, you wouldn't ever play a part in my wicked plans. Come on, just say you'll do it so I can arrange my damn meeting with her and her stuck up mother.
Well, well, well...
Tell me, did you hear the whip crack each and every time you walked away from him? You want me to seduce a troll? It can’t be hard, but the question begs: What’s in it for me?
I get what I want and I like to keep what I want. You'll get to have the satisfaction of ruining a virgin elite wannabe before she's even been introduced to society. I know you, it doesn't take much else to keep you happy. And it's not like you've got any better plans for the rest of summer.
Well, well, well...
Quite the definition of his bitch you were, how could I forget? So, he’s into someone. Who is she? And let me guess, you want me to ‘woo’ her.
What can I say? He's was very well endowed and I'm always the one who wants the best sex in NY. Anyway, this troll is sweeter than candy but practically a boy, she has nothing sexy going for her...and yeah, I want to ruin whatever it is they've got going on. There is no better way than to corrupt his perfect girl and I can't think of anyone better for the task.
Well, well, well...
Couldn’t be going better. Really now? Then by all means, name the game.
Didn't expect it to be going any different. And well, you may remember that Finn Hudson guy I was slightly into. I bent over backwards to please him, did anything for him and let him do anything to me but he's apparently into some dumb bit, the new to money kind of bint.
Well, well, well...
Don’t I? Fortunately, for me, I’m always up for a challenge. And I’ve barely shared the details because it’s still a work in progress.
So I'm taking it you're still working on the therapy, how is that going? And it makes me super happy to know you're up for a challenge - as I may have just the thing, if you really think you can handle it.
Well, well, well...
snixtanalop started following you
I see a certain sister of mine slut has worked her way through the halls of campus and turned to the world wide web to find suitable company. What happened? No one believing you’re 100% STD free anymore?
I'd be offended by that if we both didn't know for a fact that I have no problems getting what I want. You, on the other hand, don't always get the one thing you want. Who have you been corrupting lately? You've barely shared the details.
