cause the songbirds keep singing

"I don't like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on it's myself" - Beyonce. Warning: Content of this blog has been written by McKinley High's biggest Bitch. Taking offense is expected, applause is optional but welcomed and fear has already been issued to whoever is reading this.

[snixx-pez-blog]

{Private}

[kind-of-quinn]

I’M NOT A LESBIAN! But, yes, I’ve been thinking about it a lot and well… I did like the kiss, okay? It was… Nice. And your lips were soft, and sweet and yeah, nothing like the guys’ lips. Now I understand why you are in love with Brittany!

[snixx-pez-blog]

How can you follow up 'I'm not a lesbian' with 'I liked making out with a girl'? Does this mean you want to fool around for experimentation reasons only? And I'm not in love with Brittany, we both just like to have a little fun when no-one else is around.

[payton-stone]

It’s called sarcasm, dumbass. 

[snixx-pez-blog]

Sarcasm is for the weak-minded. You're a prime example of that since you clearly don't know the damage I can do to you for calling me a dumbass. 

[snixx-pez-blog]

{Private}

[kind-of-quinn]

Well, didn’t look like that the other night, Lopez! When we kissed, it looked like things were getting too hot between us so… I believe you are not looking for ‘that thing’ betwee my legs.

[snixx-pez-blog]

The only thing too hot about that night was me. Besides, I thought you didn't want to talk about that anymore. Have you finally looked around and seen the inside of the closet you're hiding in?

[snixx-pez-blog]

What? Lets be real here, I don't think I could handle being married to you and you lack a certain something between your legs for the other option which Fuckerman has.

[snixx-pez-blog]

FMK: Puck, Quinn, Brittany.

Fuck: PuckMarry: BrittKill: Stretchmarks

[snixx-pez-blog]

FMK: Brittany, Rachel, Quinn.

Fuck: FabgayMarry: Britt-BrittKill: Yentl

[payton-stone]

I ran into a glass door earlier today, now I know how poor Bieber felt. Fuck Bieber.

[snixx-pez-blog]

Did you lose all of your brains while you were at it? There's nothing 'poor' about the Biebs apart from his music.

[naya-rivera]

[kind-of-quinn]

This weekend was just... Horrible and boring, to be honest.

[kind-of-quinn]

Beth is not a lizard. She is a really beautiful baby girl. You shouldn’t talk about someone that you didn’t even see.

[snixx-pez-blog]

A beautiful baby lizard then. I did see her actually or are you forgetting the fact that we all came with you to the hospital when you went into labor?

[kind-of-quinn]

This weekend was just... Horrible and boring, to be honest.

[kind-of-quinn]

A joke? You can make terrible jokes, then. And well… I would love to have your company, but today, Puckerman is going to come over. So… I will have your boyfriend.

[snixx-pez-blog]

As long as you don't make another lizard baby together then it's whatever to me. 

[kind-of-quinn]

This weekend was just... Horrible and boring, to be honest.

[kind-of-quinn]

Santana, don’t even start, okay? Look… We don’t even need to talk about /that/ anymore.

[snixx-pez-blog]

Your weekend must have been especially horrible if you don't even have the energy to take a joke, Q. I'm guessing that company I didn't offer isn't wanted?

[tajahtheblueunicorn]

[kind-of-quinn]

This weekend was just... Horrible and boring, to be honest.

Mom have been traveling, and I’ve been home alone… I kind of hate this.

[snixx-pez-blog]

I would offer my company for the remaining hours of the weekend but you'd probably jump down my throat about how you're not a lesbian.

[small-town-girly]

[piercing-brittany-blog]

[Private]:

[piercing-brittany-blog]

Fine, if I get any more asks about it I’ll just tell them we’re best friends who make out for boys and nothing more. But would it really be that awful for people to know we like kissing each other? I mean, people already know we’re best friends and that I’ve made out with everyone in this school. Would it really be that awful if people knew that I like making out with my best friend more than anybody else in this school?

[snixx-pez-blog]

Thank you. A lot of people wouldn't understand, B, they'd destroy us because of it and then we'd be at the bottom of the food chain where we don't belong. 

[le-jazz-kurt-blog-blog]

You're so gay~Kurtana

[le-jazz-kurt-blog-blog]

Kurt nodded in disbelief.”I can see that, Lopez. Your performance was surprisingly good, because you, very much, do feelings”, he said pouting his lips. He felt his mouth very dry. Finn couldn’t have told her. How would she know? “And…and what exactly do you know, Auntie Tana?”, he tried to hold himself from saying anything stupid.

[snixx-pez-blog]

"Feelings are for the weak. Ain't nobody gonna tie me down unless it's to a bed during an especially kinky moment" Santana replied, trying to throw Kurt off of her scent. "Just that you and Finnocence are sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g" She mocked in a sing-song voice, an evil grin crossing her face. "I've always had a hunch about him, he's not good in the sack when it comes to women but maybe that's just because he prefers men" 

[piercing-brittany-blog]

[Private]:

[piercing-brittany-blog]

People already knew that though. We don’t exactly hide it. We used to go on dates with boys and they’d pay for our dinner and we’d kiss in front of them.

 It’s not like I told them we do it for nothing now or when it’s just the two of us.

[snixx-pez-blog]

But the way you worded it might confuse people into thinking we still do it even when there are no eyes and boners watching our every move. It's bad for our reps and I'm still recovering from being moved down the pyramid for my new and even more awesome boobs. All I'm asking is that you don't mention it again 'cause people might mistake us for lezzies or something.