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text message 🤮 huntana

tana: hey, McBitch.

tana: who was responsible for dropping the charges?

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tana: oh, and you’re what shit, shits.

tana: I hope Valentine’s Day sucked for you. 😇

text message ✉️ huntana

tana: you seem like you shift gears to murder easier than most, so I gotta ask, how did you survive billy as a partner?

tana: I think he’s trying to lazy his way to me doing the work.

texts: hunter ⇆ santana

tana: do you really think it's smart to be sleeping with T right now?

tana: I know your soul loans your heart out 9/10, but it's 'bout time to call it back. A dick down might not be the time. Or not from you, at least.

text message huntana

hunter: since when do I do anything but one word you?

hunter: besides, I’m in a meeting.

tana: true. but it's different now.

tana: how's your dad doing with the news? his manipulation tactics kick into high gear yet to spin this as a positive?

iMessage ✉️ huntana

tana: so, good news- ryder appointing himself as captain save a cuntington, for the hunter defense squad of 2k19 is totally paying off.

tana: I mean clarington*. My bad, auto-correct.

tana: bad news? your dad sucks.

text message ✉️ hunter

tana: any way you can /not/ involve my name in something if I let you in on that something.

tana: something you’d be interested in knowing.

text message huntana

tana: how are you holding up?

😎🤑💯 hunter

tana: so, you attending the real husbands of castleport dinner this weekend? the one your dad is throwing I guess.

tana: I’m pretty sure the main course is sucking up to papa clarington- didn’t know if it would be your thing or not.

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