Andulka
No title available
ojovivo
Xuebing Du
pixel skylines
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Origami Around
Keni
★
Kiana Khansmith
Three Goblin Art
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
ellievsbear
🪼
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
$LAYYYTER
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Maldives
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from Oman
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
seen from Venezuela
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from Ukraine
@snixxylopierce
text message -- charlie & santana
CHARLIE: I've come to the final conclusion that I am officially the troupe of lesbian who can't cook for shit.
CHARLIE: I'm amazed I haven't burnt my place down yet.
SANTANA: wish i could relate but i'm the lesbian that can cook
SANTANA: probably because my abuela taught me all her tricks.
mamaxkitkat:
“Remind me to sign you up for tamale duty for the next summer barbecue. I think I’d honestly die to have some amazing tamales in my life right now, there’s only so many waffles a girl can eat. You never wanted to experience the life-altering pain that giving birth brings? It’s probably the only time you could yell at Brittany and not feel like a complete ass, after all.”
“feel free to, i love giving people some real mexican food from time to time. look, anytime you and donkey face want some good authentic food just let me know and we’ll have a little lopez-pierce fiesta. and ruin this body? of course i didn’t want to go through birth, but i don’t think i really can have kids. i got told that in my twenties and then when britt and i decided on having kids, she was more than willing to use her womb and adopt so my womb was just never really on the table.”
hunter-cs:
“Watch it, Santana. Sebastian and I are just preparing for Avery to move.”
“what? put that behind you or are you just getting hostile because you’re on a bad case of roid rage? right, i heard about her getting into law school? you excited to get her moved out or are you a little bummed out about it?”
TEXT: MOMS
Iris: So. I have a question. Very important. Life or death.
santana: what's wrong?
hunter-cs:
“Fair enough, fair enough.”
“exactly. what’s been going on in the life of my favorite steroid loving warbler? besides men buying you drinks?”
mamaxkitkat:
“Believe me, I tried my best. They used to love to help their mama cook, but the older they got, the less they were interested- not that I can say I was interested in cooking as a teenager either. What about you and the Mrs.? Done adding kids to your flock already?”
“i get that, i didn’t get the luxury of opting out of cooking. my mami and abuela forced me to help them with every meal something to do with ‘being a good wife’ which may have helped me but now i just think that means my tamales are god sent. i’m not sure, i think if we did look into adopting again or seeing if britt could still have kids that it would be after rory and iris fly out of the nest, it’s definitely something that britt and i should have a talk about.”
Text: have i told you recently that you are the prettiest aunt i have?
TEXT: what do you want?
chrisontheroad:
Text: can’t i just be nice?
TEXT: maybe, but i don’t know.
Text: have i told you recently that you are the prettiest aunt i have?
TEXT: what do you want?
mamaxkitkat:
“See, that’s the problem. I had three kids nice and cozy at home and then, poof. The youngest decides to graduate and move to New York and suddenly they’re all hopping from the nest, despite the fact that at least 2/3rds of them somehow have failed to learn how to cook.”
“they can’t cook? but they have hot waffle mama as their mom. i’m kind of offended. but i am hoping for you and danny zuko to birth another child soon.”
mamaxkitkat:
“Early stages, but you got it, babe. After two of our three waffles jumped ship this summer it made me realize that I’m not ready to give up being a mom, so here we are.”
“this is why you should have had like five kids, because none of mine will ever leave me. until iris graduates at least.”
mamaxkitkat:
“The trying is fun and all, especially when we haven’t had alone time like this since high school, but nothing is going to top bringing our fourth little waffle home someday soon.”
“woah, woah, you and trouty mouth 2.0 are trying for another waffle?”
marleyxmarls:
I’m starting to try out meal prepping this week. When the day care gets busier with school and college starting up again, I figured having lunches ready would help out in the morning. So, I’m watching some cooking videos and I just don’t understand why they pour in the ingredients sectioned off. It looks so organized and pretty, but… you’re just going to mix it up in a few seconds, why worry how it looks before hand? It’s not like the don’t have the amounts popping up on the video. It just looks weird.
you should have started meal prepping years ago, marls! i swear it’s saved my life especially with working in the hospital just having something to just grab and go is amazing. brittany on the other hand, not the best meal prepper. she kept leaving gushers in the car for way too long so they could ‘bake’.
hunter-cs:
“Went to Sebastian’s bar this evening to take him some documents and was quickly reminded why bars are not my scene. Though it was flattering when a drink was bought for me and I did take some amusement in the bartender recognizing me as he served me the drink.”
“can’t blame them, we all do still look like we’re in our thirties.”
staceyxxevans:
“I love spraining my ankle and being put on desk duty til it heals. I might try to smother myself in my paperwork.”
“ouch, that sounds rough. just ice it and do the paperwork until it heals. oh, and elevate it.”
mackenzielopierce:
Mami, i’m not gonna go all lima hights on them - now that would be the unprofessional thing. I just hope they just thought today was the last day to use the book and they don’t have them monday.
it’s on unprofessional if it’s not needed. in your case, it’s needed. if you do, you should definitely bring it up because it’s unprofessional on them 100%.
mackenzielopierce:
I love when we where asked to be off books by today, and i swear i am the only one off book, and we only have three weeks till opening night. Why do i feel like i’m already carrying the show..
because baby, you probably are. if you want my advice, just beat their ass or call them out on their unprofessional lazy bullshit.
lucylopierce:
“Well, you and Momma have never really been wrong right? Hmm, something extra cheesy! What about you Mami?”
“of course we haven’t been wrong, we’re pretty much right about everything. i think i might just stick with plain old cheese, but extra cheese of course.”