don't mind me

snoops | 24 | she/her | lesbian | whatever i like just haphazardly thrown into a pile

[despazito]

Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?

If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.

[despazito]

God forbid women read a lame book with sex

[despazito]

people have been writing fucked up erotica for hundreds of years. of all porn consumption habits to label as an addiction i think reading erotica books is like.. one of the least applicable examples and written erotica is one of the least exploitative forms of porn out there. stop pathologizing things that give you ick, you're allowed to just say you dislike something

[stormsbourne]

again I must stress that ten or more years ago mormon leaders put out a statement that reading romance novels was equivalent to porn addiction and both would send you to hell

you guys are not progressive you're just mormons in disguise

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[batrachised]

@taciturn-nerd @beautifulscreaminglady I'm cackling

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[orcboxer]

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[bramblebeau]

arise queers

[bebsi-cola]

if you're serious about unlearning ableism (and other bigotries like fatphobia or classism) then you've got to decouple any morality from health. i mean by removing the idea of "good health" and "bad health". people can be unhealthy without that health being "bad". and people can be healthy without that health being "good". in a moral sense. because even if that might not be the primary intention of the wording, it is the implicit message that permeates down into a huge swath of judgements we make about other people

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[pettycentral]

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[mallalada]

when a white tumblr lib starts a post with "you know what? fuck this. im done being nice" you know things are about to get REALLY the same as before

[butchvaderkin]

the thing about anakin's aotc courtship of padme is that at every stage he starts out by being extremely earnest and genuine about his feelings to which she gives him mixed signals. so then hes like: well i wonder if you'd be more into it if i got a *little* bit weirder about all this. and shes like, yea no i definitely am.