snowi :3 @snowi-tundra - Tumblr Blog

intro post

names: snowi (also open to other names!)

pronouns: any, with preference toward neutral (they/them, it/its) or mixed (like using he/him and she/her together). neopronouns are also cool :>

languages: english, toki pona

pfp source: bloons td 6

#might edit this later to add more stuff #like tags #if i start using them properly :p

medievaljournalist

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

girlwyrm

rylandsgrace

This is cinema actually

wizardarchetypes

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

bubobubosibericus

Are you americans okay???

punkahudsonia

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

vim-official

saw a Twitter thread about putting commas inside quotation marks and felt viscerally upset until someone dropped in this little ditty

and I understood something about myself and why English teachers got so mad at me.

humminberg

Stay in character scene kazoo cover

#the backrooms

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

parakeet

Love it when you do a quiz and it’s obvious what the answers correlate to. U know what I mean. The quiz will be like… r u a mermaid or a vampire… and the questions are like

Do u like the ocean

1. Omg yes I love the ocean I could live there forever

2. It’s ok

3. Not a fan of the ocean

4. Fuck the ocean unless it’s made of blood which btw I love to drink

ampervadasz

ralfmaximus

Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!

hideous creature sorta moves right?

absolutely the wrong smells

sounds not triangulating properly

body language SEEMS friendly...

Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You'd assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.

hyenaswine

I GRASP NO INFORMATION FROM THIS BUTTHOLE

niamhuncensored

@vague-magnus-archives

lainpsx

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"

iamanewvagina101

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skidfarts

Yes im great i say with a huge hole in my stomach very visible and gushing blood and all my intestines leaking out

rudeteens

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

sycamorality

YOUR EDITED-IN SUBTITLES SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT OR BLUR OR FLASH EFFECTS YOU'RE JUST MAKING THE ACCESSIBILITY FEATURE INNACCESSIBLE

schmergo

I was talking to my husband the other day and, as a random example of a boring topic that nobody at a party would want to hear about, I happened to come up with, “The history of wheelbarrows.”

But then my husband and I got curious and decided to look up the history of wheelbarrows, and we both thought it was surprisingly interesting.

The very next day, we were visiting a thrift store with family and my sister spotted a toy wheelbarrow for her son, and my husband said, “Did you know that Jesus was older than wheelbarrows? They weren’t invented until around 100 CE.”

This is why curious people are my favorite type of people. No topic is really that boring when you look into it. And everything is more interesting when you talk about it with someone you love.