✨to oomf, or not to oomf - that is the question✨

mdni 18+ | 24yo pretzel | trying to live their best androgynous life | pronouns: idk/idc | afab | very proud dog parent (rex, male 90 lbs, ogsd/oeb mix) | music taste just as fluid as the gender, any playlist fears me | more pan than peter and twice as magic | hella awkward & dark humored | dms always open, come talk to me!! i always like to make new friends!! | bl/yaoi/mlm connoisseur | big horror enthusiast, love ma boi art the clown | i do reblog nsfw and put my nasty thoughts in the tags so be aware of that pls | istg i got a dad, i really don't know what my problem is | currently obsessed with: shawn hatosy and freddie stroma, tom hardy and harrison ford will always hold a special place in my heart | snowstrikey on insta is where i post fanart mostly, im also on shelf with the same tag | profile pic via pricrew: mischa.makowka on ig | header pic: mine

[abbotsbunnygf]

i need to be on my knees by the door waiting for jack to come home after his shift with the swat & hump his boot with his cammo & gun still holstered & him giving me condescending praise. "such a needy little girl, yeah? couldn't even wait for me to take off my clothes." "you're only thinking with your pretty cunt, isn't that right sweets. yeah, that's right babygirl. let alllll those big girl thoughts go away. 'm gonna do the thinking for you, just be good f'me." "make yourself cum on daddy's boot, baby." "you look so pretty humping my boot. that's all you're good for, yeah? make daddy so proud of you." i-

[walmart-the-official]

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

[bleu-guacamole]

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

[bogleech]

A Book of Creatures by @a-book-of-creatures doesn't update these days but is another thing along these lines, really huge, fully illustrated all by the author and cites all sources

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[j4ckr4bbits]

sammy bryant thinks you're an angel, sent from god specifically to reward him for the gruelling years he spent in his broken marriage. you just make everything easy, and he notices it in the smallest of ways.

god knows tammi was a menace when she was on her period, but you? you just get clingy and weepy. he's never met with a cold shoulder, or a snide remark for "doing the dishes wrong". god, he knew tammi was in pain, periods sucked, but did she really have to take it out on him? the years of being his ex-wife's metaphorical punching bag seem to fade away at the sight of your sweet, teary face.

sammy doesn't even need to do anything ridiculous: he stops over at the store to bring home your favourite chocolates and you're sobbing into his shoulder, swearing he's the most doting, attentive boyfriend you've ever had.

all sammy has to do is scoop you up onto his broad chest when he gets home from work. you practically use him as a human hot water bottle when you're really cramping. wrapping your arms and legs around him, tummy to tummy, hearing his strong heartbeat under your cheek :(

he's stroking your hair so softly as you lay on his warm belly, whispering to soothe you, "i know, baby, sucks, don't it? wish i could take the pain away for you..."

[iheartshawn]

sammy every month :

[m3siclover]

THE PITT AS SHAWN HATOSY TWEETS

[wistfulyears]

I DON'T WANT NO PUPPY, I WANT A BIG DAWGGG 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[speechless-typewriter]

Rabbot in their twenties ft. slutty little glasses

Rabbot decades later ft. dorky old-man readers

[ho-ii]

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[plutoflwrs]

is it sammy saturday yet

[domboshaba-deactivated20241018]

my frankenstein body falling apart every day. sad

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[shawnhatosys-biceps]

Shawn Hatosy as Titus Danforth in Ready or Not 2

What a man.

[roaches-inthecereal]

[acecroft]

ANIMAL KINGDOM 1.04

[acecroft]

ANIMAL KINGDOM 1.04