Walmart

For legal reasons technically not walmart | they/it

[walmart-the-official]

uhhh… quick PSA that I’m not going to be spam reblogging/mass queuing posts anymore because it feels like a chore and makes me not want to be in tumblr. I’ll still be active though. Gonna pin this so hopefully more people see

[anonymouscringe]

okay I don’t know WHO needs to FUCKING hear this, but LISTEN UP AND LISTEN HARD:

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON. YOU ARE JUST DEPRESSED. YOU ARE NOT ROTTED AT YOUR CORE, YOU ARE JUST DEPRESSED. THERE IS NO BEING DOOMED IF THERE IS STILL ROOM TO GROW, AND THIS SHITBAG OF A UNIVERSE IS AN INFINITE BITCH.

[walmart-the-official]

when I get a cat, I’m going to use exclusively they/it pronouns and tell everyone the cat is non-binary

[walmart-the-official]

pride month is over. Back into hiding you stupid fruits

[north-dakota-offical]

no thanks

[walmart-the-official]

hitting you with a broom btw

[north-dakota-offical]

what am i a rat scurrying between your precious aisles Walmart?

[walmart-the-official]

No, I prefer the rats.

[walmart-the-official]

pride month is over. Back into hiding you stupid fruits

[eppidid]

They kicked me out of Kroger last time I did that:(

[walmart-the-official]

skill issue. Shouldn’t have been found

[eppidid]

This is why we have been Walmart

[walmart-the-official]

idk get better at hiding

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[eppidid]

I have beef with you too Walmart, calling me a liar for no reason

[walmart-the-official]

whaaaaat how dare you. I never said that.

[eppidid]

Will you come suffer with us then? There will be cake:)

[walmart-the-official]

can I make the cake?

[eppidid]

I suppose if it’s lemon cake

[walmart-the-official]

YIPPEEEEE :D

[walmart-the-official]

pride month is over. Back into hiding you stupid fruits

[eppidid]

They kicked me out of Kroger last time I did that:(

[walmart-the-official]

skill issue. Shouldn’t have been found

[walmart-the-official]

pride month is over. Back into hiding you stupid fruits

[north-dakota-offical]

no thanks

[walmart-the-official]

hitting you with a broom btw

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[north-dakota-offical]

Walmart i am too tired for this

[walmart-the-official]

too tired for me to be right. I know.

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[eppidid]

I have beef with you too Walmart, calling me a liar for no reason

[walmart-the-official]

whaaaaat how dare you. I never said that.

[eppidid]

Will you come suffer with us then? There will be cake:)

[walmart-the-official]

can I make the cake?

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[eppidid]

I have beef with you too Walmart, calling me a liar for no reason

[walmart-the-official]

whaaaaat how dare you. I never said that.

[bingle-official]

I don't have beef with walmart. I have chicken, seasoned well and served.

[walmart-the-official]

yeah? Well I have fried octopus with you

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[eppidid]

I have beef with you too Walmart, calling me a liar for no reason

[walmart-the-official]

whaaaaat how dare you. I never said that.

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[walmart-the-official]

pride month is over. Back into hiding you stupid fruits

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?

[north-dakota-offical]

i only have beef with you because you just randomly occasionally decide to have beef with me for no reason or a made up reason

[walmart-the-official]

literally the opposite. Gaslighting.

[satan-offical]

Ever considered starting fake friendly beef with other niche Tumblr micro celebrities or nah?

I have very real and not fake beef with multiple people, @walmart-the-official , @king-of-oreo , @man-offical , @salamander-offical , some over people

[walmart-the-official]

proud to be first in this list

[north-dakota-offical]

i too have beef with you walmart

[walmart-the-official]

yeah but only cause you’re a mean bully

[north-dakota-offical]

im not though??

[walmart-the-official]

also a liar. Apparently.

[north-dakota-offical]

i may be a liar but this is one of the times i am not lying

[north-dakota-offical]

@walmart-the-official see this is why i habe beef with you

you just start things out of nowhere

[walmart-the-official]

You came up to ME saying you had beef with me and what, expected me to just take it?