Snukysnake

He/she/they Teen Be gay do crime Shit posts tooooo

[snukysnake]

If you feel bad, remember that you’re considered megafauna

Your put in the same category as the ground sloth <3

[snukysnake]

I enjoy when I hear something glug, when I swallow something, in my stomach. It reminds me that I just live in an object.

[snukysnake]

Alien stage is basically just battle of the bands with a little more homo aortic tension

[bamkoon]

idk man

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve started using chewing sticks to brush my teeth and tbh I’m surprised that zero waste people aren’t all over these things.

Chewing sticks are basically sticks from specific trees that you strip some of the bark off, chew to loosen up the inner fibers, and then brush your teeth with said fibers. You cut off the fibers every other day and strip off more bark so the sticks also force you to keep replacing your toothbrush a bit better than normal ones do because you’re literally whittling them down to nothing over time.

No toothpaste required because the sticks naturally have fluoride in them and being, you know, sticks, they’re biodegradable by nature. So no plastic from the toothpaste because there is no toothpaste and no plastic from the stick because it’s a stick.

Some brands sell them wrapped in plastic but you know, not all of them do that. And you can get a reusable container to put them in when you’re not using them.

But because zero waste people are super into finding complicated ways to reduce plastic usage I was surprised I’ve never heard of these things being discussed in the zero waste YouTube channels I’ve watched. They talk about like bamboo toothbrushes and refillable toothpaste and whatnot. Not chewing sticks.

I’m using them because I can just keep one in my pocket in its little container and they’re super stiff and my gums need strengthening according to my hygienist. (Note if you decide to use these things your gums might bleed the first few times because the fibers are so stiff)

I’m not really using them for environmental reasons but they seem like the sort of thing that extreme tree huggers would like. But no, the only people using chewing sticks seem to be me and people trying to make sure they don’t accidentally swallow toothpaste during Ramadan.

[byjove]

I’ve always wondered how often mice escape in research labs and what the mouse escapee protocol is and if there are mice that become like laboratory urban legends and end up in the walls fucking things up.

[satan-offical]

my period right before pride month..? tch, my uterus is homophobic

[welele]

La auténtica felicidad.

[the-forest-druid]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[no-one-offical]

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[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[satan-offical]

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

[37x3]

(at every part of the song) i love this part of the song

[snukysnake]

Just tried on a dress for the first time

OMG IM SO FUCKING HOT

[posiesinapocket]

i love how he just let yuri drag him to an unfamiliar place i wanna read mini comics of these two involuntarily going on adventures together

[satan-offical]

Fun activities to do with your soul!

1) Sell it to me

2) Sell it to me

3) Sell it to me

4) Take on a walk

5) Sell it to me

[snukysnake]

Where are we gonna get the money to pay for the souls???

[doodleandcry]

⚠️CH 134 SPOILERS⚠️

he’s getting so good at this guys!

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you’re not aware, Canvas was hacked. Canvas is a service that allows schools professors to grade assignments and students to do assignments online. It also has a built in email system.

So like 200 million people worldwide were affected by this hack, including me, who takes all of my classes online through Canvas. To be extra cautious my school isn’t letting us use it until Monday so I’m just lying here on my bed staring at the ceiling wondering if my professors are gonna count my assignments as late anyways.

I can’t know. The canvas email system for our school is down.

Weird that my personal information was possibly hacked and my current concern is exactly how stupid my professors are gonna be about this whole situation but that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.

[markatoto]

what is his fucking problem