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WHOOP-DEE-FRICKIN'-DOO. - - - - > severus seung snape - - - - > twenty years old. - - - - > slytherin alumnus. - - - - > death eater. - - - - > potioneer. - - - - > #always. WHO CARES? IT'LL GET YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE. NOT THAT GETTING ANYWHERE MATTERS. ALTHOUGH I GUESS IT DOES IF YOU CARE. WHICH I DON'T. BUT I COULD, BUT I DON'T. BUT I COULD ! BUT I DON'T ! BUT I COULD IF I WANTED TO! WHOOP-DEE-FRICKIN'-DOO IF I WANTED TO, YEAH. BUT I COULD IF I WANTED TO... you're an idiot.

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indogyearsimdeadsirius:

“I grew up in pureblood soc- why am I even bothering to argue this with you?” 

“Because you’re an insecure moron that feels like he needs to prove everything to everyone. I thought that was obvious.”

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indogyearsimdeadsirius:

“Your face scares me more than big words ever could.” 

He scoffs quietly. “Yes, I’m sure,” he says sarcastically. “If that’s what you need to insist on, alright. You’re not fooling anyone, though.”

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indogyearsimdeadsirius:

“You’re really gonna take that literally.” 

“I didn’t want to scare you with big words.”

[snxvellussnxpe]

indogyearsimdeadsirius:

“You have a single human bone in your body?” 

He rolls his eyes. “Clearly you have no grasp on anatomy if you think I don’t.”

[indogyearsimdeadsirius]

I am so not in the mood. 

[snxvellussnxpe]

“Ah, yes. And when has that ever mattered to either of us? You certainly never cared what mood I was in.”

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lavinia-ollivander:

“Are you aware that you are the biggest buzzkill?”

He shrugs. “I’ve been told it once or twice,” he says. “Honestly, though, you got married?”

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bloody-avery:

You’re full of shit, Sev. That’s why. You’re such a hypocrite. 

He scowls. “And you’re just being a bitch now because I’m not telling you it’s okay to be a coward,” he says. “Which one of us is the Gryffindor?”

[stubsxboardman]

“Hey….you need a hand?”

[snxvellussnxpe]

“Depends on who’s offering.”

[lavinia-ollivander]

“What? That – it’s nothing. Nothing.”

[snxvellussnxpe]

“Oh, tell me you didn’t.”

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bloody-avery:

Do I know that? Regulus wasn’t a lesson. He was my husband. Why is that so hard for you to understand? You wouldn’t call Evans a lesson. 

“Lily is different.” The worst are quick and defensive, and he shakes his head almost immediately. “I understand it. I’m just trying to help you. I don’t understand why you don’t see that.”

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bloody-avery:

I can’t do that again! I can’t just– just do that again, I can’t. What if we lose Barty too, what if I lose Barty? I can’t do that again, Sev. I can’t. 

“You won’t lose him. It’s Barty; nothing could take him away. You know that. You learned a hard lesson with Regulus, a harsh one but you’re wiser going forward now.”

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l-malfoy:

“And what did she say?” The young man seemed to like to fight every battle instead of picking the ones worth it. “Jealous are we, Severus?” Lucius asked, quirking an eyebrow. “If you must know, I enjoy having a secretary who actually does her job.”

He shakes his head. “She’ll find out I’m right when she talks to the little mudblood,” he says, and tries not to prove Lucius’ observation as a pang of jealousy runs through him. How could they possibly like her more? He can’t understand it, and he doesn’t like it. “Of course I’m not jealous of her. I would never be jealous of that.” He shakes his head again, stubbornly, feeling a bit like a bobblehead. “I’m not saying that she doesn’t do her job, but she’s exactly the kind of thing we’re trying to get rid of.”

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totallyrad-tilden:

Is this how you compensate for having such a tiny dick, you just are one?

His jaw clenches. “Maybe I’ll just make it easier for everyone and kill you. They’d thank me for it.”

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bloody-avery:

Regulus was my husband, Sev, not just someone I was with. You want me to– that’s not what you want! If you wanted me to be happy, you would stop treating Regulus like some weird aside in my life. The harm is that Barty was Regulus’ best friend. 

“I know that,” he says. “I want you to realize that you can’t spend your entire life as Regulus’ widow. You said that you were lost. Is it really the end of the world if Barty makes you feel a little less lost?”

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totallyrad-tilden:

[ she stiffens, and looks over at him. she remains silent for a long moment, caught between fury and absolute terror ] If you even… dude, I will kick you so hard in the nose that it becomes a third testicle. 

He smirks. “I’d expect your notice within a day,” he says smugly. “Or a bodybag to escort you out.”

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l-malfoy:

“I assume you’ve already talked with the Goyles?” He asks, a curious lilt to his voice. “She is and I never said I was fond. She has connections. I see possibilities.” 

He nods. “I’ve mentioned it to Mrs. Goyle, yes,” he says. “They should know that they’ve been treating a mudblood like a beloved employee. It’s disgusting.” He raises his eyebrows. “You enjoy her presence, though?”

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&& riddle’s curse

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ppprongs:

“Did you forget what sticking your nose in other people’s business meant the last time?”

“I’m not afraid to take him down with me,” he says. “It’d be worth it just to see Black’s expression.”