“I wish to have the FIREBRAND!”

Who is this strange Mannequin that keeps talking to and about The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification and the Hero in its free time? (I do not own the character)

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“I WISH TO KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING!”

Hello, hello! @how-bwahtiful here! I recently found that I love this character, and wanted to make an askblog dedicated to them! This blog WILL include my headcanons and interpretations of Doohickey!!!

They might not always say “I wish…” at the beginning of every sentence, though I am aware that is their gimmick in-game. They may talk excessively about Flocci (and the Player), as stated in the blog’s description, so I apologize if it seems annoying!

Without further ado, let’s descend onto the rules!

“I WISH TO KNOW THE BOUNDARIES!”

Doohickey uses any pronouns!!! It doesn’t mind what you use, be it a he, a she, a they, a xe, or even an it!

However, Mod themself goes by only they/them, so please respect that if addressing them!

NO NSFW/SUGGESTIVE ASKS!!! Mod may not be a minor, but they’re still uncomfortable with that kind of stuff, especially with strangers!

NO RAILROADING/FORCE ACTING IF YOU WANT TO RP!!! Yes, this one is especially important, for Mod has been through many a roleplay where this had happened. It wouldn’t be fun if you suddenly had your character’s autonomy revoked!

FOR EXAMPLE: “*You do [action]*”, “*You say "[sentence]"*”, “Doohickey [action]s” because I KEEP SEEING IT IN MY INBOX FFS READ THE RULES I *WILL* DELETE YOUR ASK IF I GET ANOTHER ASK LIKE THIS

NO REAL LIFE POLITICS/EVENTS/TRAGEDIES!!! This is fiction, there’s no need to bring that kind of stuff here!

“I WISH TO BE UNDERSTOOD!”

Tag time!!! Here’s the main tags I’ll be using in this blog!!!

I wish to be famous! — Answering asks

I wish to be strong! — Reblogging/Roleplaying with another blog

I wish for a brand new CAR! — Out of character/Mod speaking

I wish to have the Firebrand! — Doohickey talking about Flocci

I wish to be immortal! — Doohickey talking about the Player

I wish to be rich! — Doohickey talking about Cruel King

I wish to be beautiful! — Non-ask related blogs

“I WISH FOR THEM TO HAVE FUN!”

That’s all! I hop— I mean, I wish all turns out well!

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[doohickey is handed spicy peppers]

“The customers will love these!!!”

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[doohickey is given paints]

“I have been using these for days. Thank you. Everyone will now witness my creative prowess.”

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[i hand doohickey a handful of seeds]

👀

[The Mannequin is eagerly planting the seeds, distracted.]

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[i hands doohickey a chunk of gold]

“I don’t know what to do with this so I’ll wear it like a hat, okay?”

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[a basket of apples has been delivered]

“Oh, hey! The King and I could make these into pies for the shop!”

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[hands doohickey some of the worst paper towels ever]

“…What am I supposed to do with these? They’re hydrophobic! The complete opposite of what a towel should be!”

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hey doohickey how does it feel to have two dads

“…Two? Oh, you’re talking about the king. He isn’t really my father, yet, so I can’t form an opinion, right now.”

“He does host amazing tea parties, though. Helps with baking pastries and his teachings are really useful.”

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[points at flocci]

gay gay homosexual gay/j

EXACTLYYYYYYYY

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doohickey do ya know what pride month is?

“I just have an inkling of it, if I’m being honest. The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification recently learned about it, about eleven years ago, and he usually likes to celebrate it by decorating himself and I in these green-blue, blue-pink, and orange-pink combinations, but that’s all I really know.”

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“Apparently The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification gave me that cape because today was the start of a month celebrating people like him and the King. Happy lovers’ month to them?”

“I think they’ll be going on another date, soon. The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification keeps talking about him visiting the shop.”

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[i give doohickey a cute little sunhat]

“…I’ll treasure this forever.”

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little one! How are you feeling!

“Better now that I don’t have to touch water anymore. Think I might make cinnamon rolls later. What about you?”

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“The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification put this piece of fabric over me. I wonder what it’s for.”

“Either way, he finally got through to turning me back to a mannequin so I’m happier now.”

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I think it was flocci who ate the caramels.... He was the only one around the crime scene besides you

“…”

“HE STILL HAS THOSE BOXES OF RED BEAN BUNS??? THAT HE CAN EAT???”

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“WHO ATE ALL OF MY CARAMELS.”

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forbidden smorbidden

[i give doohickey a lighter]

go nuts

“I can’t The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification’s monitoring me for the rest of the week >:[”