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What Your Church of Seiros Waifu/Husbando Says About You.

You want a girlfriend that not only can kick your ass but will do so upon request.

You’re into chicks who can bench press twice your weight.

You are here for cute girls and/or fish and are not ashamed to admit it.

You want Annette to call you mommy/daddy in a non-sexual manner.

You are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of fighting to the death.

You have a thing for hot single dads in your area… or you are Leonie

You want him to describe you with the same passion he uses to describe crestology.

You’re into women who can drink you under the table and are offended that no one else in the game seems to also be into that.

Your idea of foreplay is dad jokes.

Your definition of dragon riding is far less family friendly than his.

You stan him harder than he stans Lady Rhea.

You will literally crusade for dragon milfs.

The only thing you have to report is that you support incorruptible wholesomeness.

Black Eagles Golden Deers Blue Lions

soberalois

[Found out that some of these post go back to 2020. Time flies fast it seems and I still actually play three houses. Also after 3 years I finally figured out my notification issue]

soberalois

[[Correction. My notifications are still whack.]]

juliakeyoto

best-of-inspirobot

[If we want truffles we will have to learn to accept nature]

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[A public lavatory can in many ways be considered an experimental art gallery]

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[Pet a cat at work]

soberalois

What Your Church of Seiros Waifu/Husbando Says About You.

You want a girlfriend that not only can kick your ass but will do so upon request.

You’re into chicks who can bench press twice your weight.

You are here for cute girls and/or fish and are not ashamed to admit it.

You want Annette to call you mommy/daddy in a non-sexual manner.

You are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of fighting to the death.

You have a thing for hot single dads in your area… or you are Leonie

You want him to describe you with the same passion he uses to describe crestology.

You’re into women who can drink you under the table and are offended that no one else in the game seems to also be into that.

Your idea of foreplay is dad jokes.

Your definition of dragon riding is far less family friendly than his.

You stan him harder than he stans Lady Rhea.

You will literally crusade for dragon milfs.

The only thing you have to report is that you support incorruptible wholesomeness.

Black Eagles Golden Deers Blue Lions

soberalois

[Found out that some of these post go back to 2020. Time flies fast it seems and I still actually play three houses. Also after 3 years I finally figured out my notification issue]

incorrect-threehouses

Ok so we can all agree that the protagonist for fe engage has the ugliest design ever right

soyboygirlboss

the fire emblem fandom is so funny. someone posts “i love this character! they’re so pure and can do no wrong!” so you look them up and the game they’re from is “war crimes: the game.” and their special skill is “violating the geneva conventions”