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Father John Misty by Bradley J. Calder (2024)
The entirety of Alexi in Bed with Father John Misty & His NEW Fragrance from 2014 was uploaded onto YouTube today by u/Little_Club995! This was initially lost in 2019 when I'mBoyCrazy deactivated her YouTube channel.
Fun fact: Alexi is the woman Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings was written about. She's also in the music video!
venus signs in love (aries-virgo)
venus in aries
how they attract others: an aries venus loves to flirt! they flirt by impressing whoever they want to pursue. they’re very confident when flirting. even though impressing may seem cocky, they still somehow show some kind of innocence inside of them. this innocence is very attractive to others! they love a good chase. they love to show off that they’re fun and adventurous. aries venus loves to grab the attention of the person they’re interested in and they definitely know how.
what they want in a relationship: aries venus wants spontaneity. the relationship has to be fun and adventurous! they want a partner that will be open, direct and honest. they want someone who is unpredictable and always has something new about them to show the aries venus. an aries venus wants to be the leader of the relationship, but doesn’t want a passive partner. the partner has to put in the same amount of adventure! they don’t want to feel tied down.
how they act in a relationship: they fall for people fast and tend to lose interest just as quickly. they are honest, impatient, and childlike (in a fun way). they are very affectionate. it’s like a best friend relationship! an aries venus is someone to have fun with! arguments will be a bit painful to hear but end quickly because the aries venus wants to get straight to the point and fix the problem immediately.
how the relationship can end: when their partner is “playing games”, it’s an immediate turn off for an aries venus. be straight up with them or else they will be turned off. “serious” and “mature” relationships aren’t enjoyable to them. an aries venus would much rather go on an impromptu adventure than sit down and talk about the future of the relationship. they have to feel like they can be their self around their partner. if they feel like they can’t act the way they want to act or do the things they want to do, the relationship won’t last any longer.
venus in taurus
how they attract others: venus in taurus “flirts” by simply showing how they would be in a relationship. they show that they are loyal and helpful. they don’t flirt very directly, it’s more like they try and grow a friendship to a relationship naturally. they show their appreciation for everything around them to whoever they’re trying to pursue and tempt them to join in the appreciation. taurus venus will touch the desired person in small ways- moving hair out of their face, touching their shoulders, etc.
what they want in a relationship: a taurus venus wants comfort. they like a relaxing, calm and sensual relationship. they want a dependable partner and they want a relationship with no sudden changes. venus in taurus likes physical contact and loyalty. they want a romantic relationship with dates such as painting, watching movies, going out to a nice dinner or having a “night in”.
how they act in a relationship: those born with venus in taurus are very committed to their partner. they are extremely romantic and nurturing. they love to shower their partner in things like chocolate and massages. a venus in taurus loves to share their interests and is interested in what their partner likes. they are very cuddly. sometimes they might be jealous or possessive. they are very, very devoted to their partner and want to always make their partner happy. they can be sensitive.
how the relationship can end: venus in taurus is immediately turned off when they don’t feel their partner is loyal or putting in an equal amount of effort. if the partner is fast-paced and bored by calm relationships, this is a big problem. the two aren’t compatible. a taurus venus hates to be rushed into a relationship and hates when their partner doesn’t find sex or quality time to be as meaningful. if there’s too much fighting or too many changes in the relationship then it will not work out. taurus venus takes excellent care of their partner, but that care needs to be returned. if they are the only one putting effort in the relationship, it will come to an end.
venus in gemini
how they attract others: venus in gemini people love to flirt. they use their quick wit as a tool to attract someone. they love teasing and making the person they’re pursuing interested in finding out more about them. they act playful and show interest and knowledge in many different subjects. a venus in gemini’s goal is to have the other person think of him or her as “cute” and “fun”.
what they want in a relationship: a gemini venus wants frequent change and spontaneity. they want someone who can hold great conversations on a variety of topics. they want someone who will show tons of interest in them. humor is very important to a gemini venus. every gemini venus’ goal is to always have something to smile about in the relationship. they want to be entertained by their partner and also feel like they’re “free”.
how they act in a relationship: venus in gemini people don’t care much about deep issues in the relationship. they don’t want to discuss them. they are always fun and full of life. gemini venus has lots of friends so won’t spend all of his/her time with their partner. they talk a lot and love sharing interests. they want to learn as much as possible and share what they learned with their partner. gemini venus closely analyzes the entire relationship. they keep the relationship stimulating for them. they make the relationship feel both comfortable and fun. venus in gemini wants to skip problems and emphasize the good aspects of the relationship.
how the relationship can end: gemini venus doesn’t want a partner that is always stuck on the same thing. a partner that hates change is a partner that won’t work for them. a gemini venus hates not receiving attention and feeling too “tied down”. if the relationship doesn’t have intelligent conversations, the relationship will not work. they don’t want a “boring” relationship. if their partner is always trying to address issues, the two aren’t compatible.
venus in cancer
how they attract others: a venus in cancer doesn’t directly flirt. instead, they try and show their desired person how nurturing they are. they make others feel at home, warm, safe and comfortable. offering help (even when it isn’t needed) is a form of flirtation for venus in cancer. their overall goal when pursuing someone is just to seem as secure as possible.
what they want in a relationship: a cancer venus wants a loving, romantic, secure and committed relationship. they are sensitive to sudden change and prefer for the relationship to be predictable. they want a loyal partner who will put in the same amount of effort. even though cancer venus takes on a very maternal role in the relationship, they want to feel cared for. feeling needed is very important to a cancer venus. they want relationships with relaxing and sentimental dates.
how they act in a relationship: every venus in cancer knows exactly what their partner wants or needs. this is one of the main reasons why they’re so good at caring for others. they are very sensitive and can be hurt easily. they love creating traditions! cancer in venus will shower his/her partner with creative and sentimental gifts. they love cuddling. they have a hard time forgetting about times they’ve been hurt and aren’t afraid to address any problems in the relationship. they generally don’t like group dates.
how the relationship can end: if a cancer venus doesn’t feel secure, the relationship will end. if there’s too much fighting or too many changes in the relationship then it will not work out. if the cancer venus’ partner doesn’t show loyalty, the two are not compatible. cancer venus works very hard to please their partner and are not satisfied when the hard work isn’t appreciated. the partner needs to care about addressing problems. cancer venus is sensitive, even though they are open to figuring out underlying issues in the relationship, they can’t handle any rudeness or extreme negativity. the cancer venus and his/her partner both have to want the same thing. if not, the relationship will not work out.
venus in leo
how they attract others: a leo venus flirts by trying to get attention from who ever they’re trying to pursue. they like to show that they’re entertaining and friendly. twirling hair or getting up to say or do something in class are things a leo venus might do. they love to show interest in whatever the person they’re trying to pursue enjoys. they also love to make sure their accomplishments are known and that they have a different personality from other people. leo venus loves to flirt by touching the person they’re attracted to.
what they want in a relationship: venus in leo wants to feel loved. they like the security of a “stay at home” relationship but they still want to have fun. that “spark” needs to always be present. they have high expectations in the relationship. every leo venus person wants to always impress their partner. they want a partner who will tell them exactly how they’re feeling. leo venus wants a loyal and fun relationship. they want the relationship to feel different than most. venus in leo wants to be treated like a king or queen. they want their partner to be just as happy as them. group dates would be great!
how they act in a relationship: leo venus is very romantic and affectionate. they love to brag about their relationship and show off their partner just as much as they like to be shown off. they are extremely loyal. if the relationship feels stale, a leo venus will do everything in his/her power to spark it up again. they can get jealous sometimes. leo venus will try as hard as they can to make the relationship feel and look as perfect as possible. even though it seems superficial, the relationship does matter to them very, very much.
how the relationship can end: the couple needs to be on the same page. a venus in leo needs his/her significant other to be open to fixing problems. leo venus needs to feel loved. if not, they feel insecure. reassurance is key. the relationship cannot be bland. though one-on-one time is important to a leo venus, they will not be happy if it’s only that. equal effort is very important. if the leo venus seems to be forgetting about his/her partner’s feelings, the partner has to bring this up in a calm, gentle way. the leo venus will do whatever he/she can to fix it. if this is never brought up, the relationship can end.
venus in virgo
how they attract others: a virgo venus doesn’t flirt. instead, they will show that they are clean, organized, attentive, reliable and logical. the person the venus in virgo is interested in will notice those qualities. usually they are attracted to a friend. no virgo venus attempts to pursue a stranger, they don’t know the stranger very well. virgo venus will make sure to be helpful. they are shy and slow to enter a relationship because they want to be sure of the other person’s feelings.
what they want in a relationship: venus in virgo wants to be appreciated. they want one-on-one dates and preferably in a quite setting. they want to feel needed but not get taken advantage of. they want to fix any relationships issues that are present. they want to feel confident with the relationship, it’s important that they know their partner is loyal. because they are shy, they don’t want to be shown off too much. they would much rather have a quiet and dedicated relationship.
how they act in a relationship: virgo venus is extremely attentive. they love doing small things to make their partner happy. these things that they do are’t grand gestures of love, though. nothing flashy or showy, but very helpful. they are great listeners and will learn everything there is to know about their partner. sometimes they need space. every person with venus in virgo is pretty critical, but it’s just because they’re trying to help. their relationships are comfortable.
how the relationship can end: virgo venus is very helpful in such small ways that they might go unnoticed. their partner needs to be able to recognize this help and show appreciation for it. the relationship will end if virgo venus’ partner is not dedicated or doesn’t pay very much attention to the virgo venus. the partner can’t be too bold or active. virgo venus likes to feel safe, pushing them to do things that they don’t want to do can seriously damage the relationship.
SLEEP DEPRIVED, MUSICAL TYPING AND GARAGEBAND DEMO FROM MILAN
the rick 😂🙃💼 story part II
so yall don’t really talk about the situation and just try to move on.. you never really move on tho.. you can’t stop thinking about this Rick nigga.. by this time your homies are hip to everything that happened.. you told them the whole story about how you had to put the nigga in his place.. about how he was big for nothing and you backslapped this nigga so hard he touched mother earth and ending up going to a different work location cuz he was a bitch and he didn’t want no smoke with you..and how you got everybody at ya girl job fooled thinking he just transferred because he got promoted.. your bro’s believe you too.. you know, because you telling the truth.
they tryna get you to come out and let loose tho.. you just been binge watching House of Cards with your girl in the crib.. you think it might be a good idea because you need to relax..cuz you been tripping.. paranoid af you don’t even use the 😂🙃💼 emojis nomore..you seen that the dude at the chik-fil-a drive thru name was Rick and you just drove off and went to burger king and you don’t eem like burger king..plus everybody at Chik-fil-a be nice as shit Rick was probably a really kind hearted individual forreal..but fuck Rick.
anyway you go out that weekend with your bro’s..yall go in the club and the first thing you see is a 6'5 looking nigga at the bar..you stressed..“this nigga Rick really ruining my life” you think to yourself.. you scanning the place looking for objects to hit this halfa Hagrid ass nigga with..you walk up and pass him..but..its not him.. you tell yourself you gotta chill.. you start taking shots like young metro don’t trust you now because ya nerves got you itching.
you sitting down.. you overhear a couple sitting at a table nearby.. they roasting a nigga on the dance floor that got a hoodie t-shirt on ..“they so in love” you think… you remember when you and your girl would do that.. you miss her now.. you text her “baby” she say “yes” you text her “i love you” she say “i love you too”…yall fake cute.
you not even stressing no more..you go out to the dance floor with ya bros..the DJ just played Poison..you doing the Kid n Play with a homie flawlessly..you feel so much better you like a different person..yall drinking having fun..the dj plays some dancehall and a girl nearby starts wining on you..yall just dancing tho no biggie..well you think..
your girlfriends bestfriend Nicki was at the bar the whole time..now Nicki a cold bitch fr.. she be gossiping about everybody.. she know all the tea before it come out the damn kettle..she always in the mix..thats why you dont like her..but she don’t like you neither she think ya head big.. anyway she text ya girl asking if yall still together even tho she know damnwell yall still together..ya girl say yea..Nicki text back “oh..well..🤔 who this bitch?”.. bruh..she done sent your girl 3 super duper high quality 4k hd videos of you dancing all up on shorty..she got you in slow mo and everything and that wasn’t even necessary she just did that because she don’t like you and she think ya head big.
it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was corny.
ya girl like him..she think he would make a good friend..they exchange numbers you just clueless.
he don’t like the same people she don’t like at work.. he texting her gifs and jordan crying memes..she love texting him he text back so fast unlike you.
she go out with her coworkers after work to get a drink like always.. but this time she invite him.. he just so funny.. everybody like him you at home losing in 2k.
you text her “wya it’s getting late”.. she look at your text like 🙄 because she don’t want the fun to stop…she think nobody see her..HE see’s her tho..he always see’s her.
she get home and y'all get into a big argument.. she go to work the next day still upset..he notices and asks her what’s wrong..she say nothing she tryna walk away… he grabs her hand and looks her in the eyes…“what’s wrong?” ya girl just break down in his arms and crying all in the break room.
a week go by yall still being distant..yall watching daredevil..well she not paying attention she on Instagram..he text her “you watching Love & Hip Hop? lol”.. he seem so perfect.
she keep smiling in her phone..you ask her whats so funny? you snatch her phone and see his name.. she got him saved as “Rick 😂🙃💼” your stomach just start hurting.
she tell you he’s just a friend from work..she putting it all on you saying you been real insecure lately.. you yelling and holding back tears..ya nose start running..Rick just texted her a link to the new Beyonce song.
you text the group chat..“we need to get up this weekend..#savagelife” whole week yall not talking..you go out that friday night and don’t tell her.. you waiting for her to blow up your phone just so you can ignore her call..but she don’t call.. you start drinking everything.
ya homies all hype and having a good time dancing n shit.. you sitting down tho by the window looking at the stars..all you can think about is Rick 😂🙃💼 blowing your queen back out.. you start thinking you overreacted..she wouldn’t do that..ya phone vibrate..“i dont think this is working out..”
you call her and she not answering.. she drunk text back “im at Dave & Busters wth my co-wokrrs yhd”…. she been asking for y'all to go to Dave & Busters for a minute now.. you think it was her idea..but nah…it was Ricks.. ya limbs just collapse…meanwhile Rick just got ya queen a big polar bear with all the tickets he won.
you gotta find out who Rick is.. you looking at ya girl likes on instagram..searching for rick..you lookin..lookin…you find him finally..click on his profile and see this bullshit
you just start throwin up everwhere.
she come home tipsy..you ask her why she tryna throw everything away for this nigga.. she sighs.. then responds..“i just haven’t been happy..and this has nothing to do with Ricky he’s just my friend from work” ……Ricky? ..you throw up again.
you tell her this is all stupid.. ask her if things can just go back to how they were.. you making promises to get yall back to how it was that first summer..she start crying you start crying..yall start kissing and touching.. you put ya hand up her skirt to take her panties off but they not there..ya stomach start milly rocking.
you mad now..Rick fucking ya life up..she tell you she never where panties with this skirt but you ain’t tryna hear that shit.. you ask “where Ricky live” ya voice breaking cuz you hurt..she say “im not gonna tell you, you need to calm down” but…how she know where he live? a tear start falling but you catch it.
you real mad now.. she tell you she only know because he couldn’t drive home and her friend dropped him off.. you ask her where he live again.. she ask you “why..what you gonna do?” you start putting ya du-rag on and picking up ya keys off the dresser.. she say “baby Rick is 6'5” you start taking ya du-rag off and you place ya keys back on the dresser how they was.
you not being a bitch tho..you tell her you just gonna whoop his ass tomorrow.. you realize you been drinking crying and throwing up all night so you dehydrated and malnourished and you think it’d prolly be smarter if you ate something and got a good nights sleep before you battle a starting small forward for your queen. you not being a bitch tho on mama you not.
you tell her stop texting Rick..you tryna get some sleep but you hurt..next day you surprise her when she leaving work.. you in the parking lot doing pushups no shirt on and game planning while waiting for Rick to come out..“he prolly not even 6'5 forreal forreal” you tryna build ya confidence up..mid jumping jack you see him come out looking like a superhero..you start putting ya shirt back on realizing ya gameplan was trash because you forgot ya back been hurting lately so you really honestly don’t have that power behind ya jab like you thought you did..but you leave the cape out on your durag for confidence and intimidation purposes still.
he walking by..you add a little bass in ya voice to make ya voice sound deeper..“ ya name rick?” he respond..“YEA” his voice deep but his naturally just like that..“stop talking to my girl bro before we have problems” he step to you and says “WHAT” ya knee buckles..you concerned about ya knee now because it never did that before.
you repeat yaself..you ain’t notice but a crowd starts forming..“Rick everything ok?” somebody ask..ya girl appears..she says “baby what are you doing here get in the car” you looking real crazy now..Rick say “listen to ya girl” you wish he hadn’t said that because now you gonna look like a bitch if you get in the car..you try to do the turn around punch they do in the movies but this ain’t the movies..you hit him but it aint enough..everything is all bad for you..all bad..you just sick thinking about all the corny jokes you shoulda just laughed at.
Rick hit you in ya chest..ya eyes start watering..ya girl hit Rick upside his head because she bout it..Rick stumble back..she going off on Rick he start saying both yall crazy..he leave holding his head..you wanna tell your girl you had him but no words coming out because ya chest still touching ya back..a tear fall you try to catch it but you miss this time.
Chris Hedges on Death of the Liberal Class
Jean-Paul Sartre on bourgeois society
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, LITTLE PIGGY.
SLEEP DEPRIVED, MUSICAL TYPING AND GARAGEBAND DEMO FROM MILAN
MISTY AND PHOSPHORESCENT’S M. HOUCKE PERFORM “I WOULD LOVE YOU”, an orginal song by that old pervert Father John Misty himself
I would love a man, if my genes were just a little different
I would love a man, and not think twice at all
When I loved that man, like any woman loves her lover
I would love a man, now if I could just love you
I would wed a girl, if I was just a little less married
I would wed a girl, if I could ever be anywhere on time
I would wed a girl, but there’d be a mistress at the altar
I would wed a girl, now if I could just wed you
If everything I’ve sung ‘til now is false, please let this one be true
If everything I’ve sung 'til now is false, you can tell 'em “This one’s true.”
I would wed a horse, if I was just a little more lonely
I would love that horse, if I’d been exiled from mankind
I would love that horse, and I would take comfort in it’s presence
I would love a horse, now do you still love me?
Farewell Fleet Fans and Friends. Back into the gaping maw of obscurity I go. Tokyo is my last show with the Foxes. Sorry if I was distant and obtuse if we ever met. Have fun.
USEFUL.
FTHR JHN MSTY
“NANCY FROM NOW ON”