Best jokes

Only the best, funniest jokes about social justice.

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Why are women and children evacuated first?

So that the men can think of a solution in peace.

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The biggest joke of all:

Feminism.

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The orphanage I run burned down today with the lives of sixty children lost. Thank fuck I don't have to tell their parents.

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A gigantic spaceship landed and a voice proclaimed, "We have come to take the followers of Islam to live on another planet." There was much cheering and joy till a voice shouted out, "There's no need to mate, they already fucking do.”

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What do feminists and the homeless have in common? Both are desperate for change, but ignoring them seems to work.

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The best sex is when my wife gets drunk. She passes out then I go to her sister's house.

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Why did the feminist get run over? Because no man tells her what to do, not even the red one at the pedestrian crossing.

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A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk.

Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music.

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Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day. Charleston police chief Gregory Mullen said, "He went a little overboard with this unique style of job application, but we'd still like to take him on."

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What do you call social justice when it lacks basic logic and is just thinly-veiled discrimination and bigotry towards men and white people?

Social justice.

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My son just told me that he loves me. Bit awkward. He knows I'm married.

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I get so fed up of the newspapers calling people ‘racist’ for attacks on Muslims. Islam isn’t a race. It’s a mental illness.

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Common sense is like AIDS. Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them.

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A black guy showed me his Masters degree. I said, "You should return it to him and get back to work at the plantation."

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My neighbour Mohammed had the police called to his home after brutally beating his wife. The court can't decide if it's domestic violence or child abuse.

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Who are we? WOMEN What do we want? WE DON'T KNOW When do we want it? NOW

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Japan have created the world's fastest train, capable of speeds of 373mph. Anything to keep those fucking Indians from sitting on top!