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I want to be as clever as MatPat thinks he is

My emotions are a thunderstorm. They're loud and happen suddenly and I lash out and burn things. They wreak havoc. They flood towns, forcing people out of their homes. They leave entire cities without power. Their usual targets are trees or high objects. My emotions try to find the quickest channel to the ground. If you're in a field and feel the hair on the back of your neck raise, get down. My emotions are about to strike you.

I don't know which emotion I'm feeling right now but it's a strong one

#mine

Hongry

I'm soooo hongry I hoven't oaten all doy

No Be we Yoncé like men

A HEARTY MAN'S CHUCKLE

*blows a kiss into the mailbox* for my pen pals

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hey can I get a fucking uuuuuuuuuuh executive borger

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

comign out of my chage and I've been doing just g ay

Judge: do you have any evidence the defendant killed the victim? Lawyer: yah they made a finsta post that night saying “literally just killed a dude LMAO” there were also pictures of them squat-praying next to the victim’s corpse on their snap story but those were posted a few days ago so they’re gone now, forever,

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I DONT NEED VALIDATION FROM MEN

i need it from everyone

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Man boy: hey you know what big feet mean haha ;)

Me, looking at his feet: you're a liar

Mman: what?

Me, looking up with a dead and hollow glare: you're not Big Foot and you never will be, Tiny Toes Tim

#mine #this ones stupid #big foot #funny

hey guys doing a quick following spree first ten people to follow me will be financially supported

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