Jesus of Suburbia

I'm a walking contradiction. And I ain't got no rights" Cedar, 30, he/him. About Mobile I got no DNI, if I follow you, I'm chill with you. I block TERFs/bigots/etc.

[catcrumb]

not a cat but it's the art i did this evening. please enjoy

[gardenview-stims]

♡ pride punk crochet cuffs | source

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[whimsy-flags]

Aro, Bi, and Gay chicken emojis for @sodapopandadderall! Enjoy~

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[chewing-on-lead]

[pokegifstudios]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[venovenous]

peace and love on Earth..

[skopostheorie]

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

[skopostheorie]

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

[yanoharuhito]

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

[see-the-wires]

[naamahdarling]

You're right, that would be shocking.

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[loveridden1999]

[udrug]

[salemruinseverything]

i am going . to make brownies. Surely that will fix everything

[salemruinseverything]

ms crocker i do not know what size my pan is . i am very dyscalculic you must understand

[salemruinseverything]

NOT A SINGLE MIXING BOWL IN THIS WHOLE HOUSE?

[salemruinseverything]

nvm i found them

[salemruinseverything]

olives are a vegetable right. i can use olive oil in this

[salemruinseverything]

hey. Where the fuck did the non-stick spray go.

[salemruinseverything]

YOU WOULD MAKE ME OIL THIS PAN MYSELF? JAIL FOR MOTHER

[salemruinseverything]

note to self: do not bake wearing a white t-shirt unless and until you get significantly less clumsy

[salemruinseverything]

three seperate people have texted me for updates on these brownies. you are going to be sorely disappointed when these come out of the oven i fear. i am so bad at baking

[salemruinseverything]

brownies are out of the oven :] now to make some actual food while these cool LMAO

[squidthechaotickid]

can i have a bite

[salemruinseverything]

absolutely yes

[squidthechaotickid]

Okay ❤️ yay

[tatters-the-bat]

[gif87a-com]

[homosexualontheloose]

[sunshine-tattoo]

i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That’s just the Toronto Bannana Boa

[acerby]

Jörmungandr is trying to catch a plane they are late for ragnarok

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.