Oh no! Darkspawn

Keep your wits about you, mage. True tests never end. AO3

[itsatorchwoodthing]

"are you a heartstopper gay or a heated rivalry gay?"

im torchwood gay

[glumshoe]

I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway.

A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t the problem. I hoped she might want my help with them anyhow.

[glumshoe]

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

[glumshoe]

“I’m afraid there might be danger,” she said. She had the voice of a beautiful woman. She also had the face and body of a beautiful woman. She was beautiful.

The light from the window was striped. It made stripes on my cigarette smoke. The end of my cigarette crumbled into ash. My marriage had also crumbled into ash.

“I can handle danger,” I said. I patted the butt of my gun. My gun was a Colt. My gun and my scar were all that was left from my time as a soldier. My gun, my scar, and the nightmares. I looked her up and down. “I am good at handling things.”

[glumshoe]

“It’s about my husband. He’s gone missing.”

She was not wearing a ring. It means something when a woman does not wear a wedding ring. Usually, it means that she is not married. “Seems your ring has also gone missing,” I said. I hoped her dress would join it.

Her red mouth curved upwards. She was smiling a little. “I don’t wear it outside. A diamond that large would only invite trouble.”

“In my experience, trouble doesn’t wait for an invitation.” I looked at her legs again. They were both still there. “When did you last see your husband?”

[emziess]

Buckley-Hans + 😬😬😬

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[nessa007]

Mary and Tom: A Summary THE OTHER BENNET SISTER (2026)

[bearchuckles]

Emmrich and Mors (Rook) From Dragon Age

(Please do not take, save, use for AI training or repost- Thank you! Reblogs are fine ♥ )

Trying to keep up with just doing regular artstuffs between personal projects so it's another @thehangedmancreatives sunday draw-along piece. Decided to change up the usual outfits (a mistake really LOL. Dear developers, these are NOT FUN to draw 😂even if they're pretty.) Went a little choppy/experimental with the lighting dunno how I feel about it but I'm all sorts of proud of how the little canisters came out.

Missing the days where I didn't have to filter my work so hard to keep ai away cause the filter didn't really play nice with it this time. (I mean it's still nice but the filter really muddied it this time)

Anyhow here's some close ups of the bits I was proudest of--

[tinyhorror]

a small issue

*.✧✶ twitter | insta | bluesky | inprnt | redbubble ✶✧.*

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[tramweye]

hello guys i forgot to post this here but i present you hatsune miku the grey warden & her smooching leliana bc twitter people wanted to see that

[ofdarklands]

little guy

[ofdarklands]

#nooo little german tonberry don't go into the wanderer's palace hard!!! #oh mein zwolf dieses dungeon ist voll of mamool ja (isayoldbean)

[tgirl-thucydides]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[thecottageinthedark]

[petermorwood]

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

[wrenchmxster]

Josephine: I don’t want to help prank a nobleman by ruining his party.

Leliana: Lights out. 💀….What? I literally mean cut all the lights at the party. What did you think I meant?

Cullen: We could do some military exercises. Lawful military exercises. Lawful, LOUD military exercises. Right under their window. Or as close as regulations allow

[biitchb0y]

i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

[autisticangus]

[n64s]

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

[b-noons]

Quest added

[setheverman]

hey guys just wanted to inform you this video takes place today

[xollii]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[its-arson-time]

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