Kakairu game translations
The following is an attempt to translate:
Forgive me for the mistakes or if it doesn’t make sense bc honestly idk
The video was originally put together by ‘pon’ on nico nico douga and reuploaded to youtube. If anyone notices mistakes, please feel free to let me know as I am still learning Japanese, so I have made many guesses on what is being said! *The setting for the first and second scenes basically seem to take place after the mission where they encountered Zabuza and Haku. The final scene is from a different game and seems to be a story arc for Kakashi of some sort. In between - where gameplay is shown from various games - the editor of the video used music from a duet by Inoue Kazuhiko and Seki Toshihiko. Enjoy! 💖
Iruka: Right, I guess that’s taken care of. How are Naruto and that lot? Is he getting along with his comrades?
Kakashi: Well, he’s getting there… As you know Uchiha Sasuke is a member too, so there’s a great sense of rivalry but it keeps him on his toes. He’s growing rapidly in hopes of catching up to the one he respects most, you.
Naruto: Damn it… If only it was speed-eating ramen, I would definitely win! Huh? Iruka-sensei’s voice?
Iruka: -don’t you understand that this kind of thinking destroys a lot of talent before they’ve become fully qualified?
Kakashi: You think naïvely/optimistically, but you are living as a blind ninja. Ninja are constantly facing death.
Naruto: A-AH… Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are arguing. Why?!
Iruka: I heard about your mission in the Land of the Waves earlier. [referring to Zabuza and Haku mission]. Wasn’t that incredibly dangerous? If you knew it was more dangerous than a B rank mission, why didn’t you suspend it?
Kakashi: Perhaps you don’t understand as someone who is in the village everyday with the company of children - there are kids who are smaller than Naruto and stronger than me. So I concluded if they couldn’t defeat that level of an opponent there would be no future(?).
Iruka: But if it was an emergency…!
Kakashi: Ninja are even on missions to die. It’s pointless explaining this to you because you’re not on the battlefield.
Iruka: So just how many students’ dreams have you destroyed?
Iruka: I heard from Sandaime. Amongst the students that you have been in charge of, Naruto’s group have been the first you’ve passed, right?
Kakashi: So what’s your point? From the moment they graduate from the academy, they are no longer your students. They’re my subordinates. I have the authority to give them any kind of evaluation.
Iruka: So you completely cut down the kids who don’t measure up to your standards? You do so suddenly without assessing their strengths and weaknesses.
Kakashi: I am just questioning the obvious things as a ninja. Why are there many children who can’t even answer these questions honestly? What on earth are the learning at the academy…?
Iruka: A-are you suggesting that my teaching is bad?
Kakashi: It is us human beings who are in the position to allow incompetent children to graduate and flaunt their deaths. I want you to think about that for a little!
Iruka: N-No matter how much of a jounin you are, there are things you should and shouldn’t say…
Iruka: Even though you’re a jounin…I won’t forgive this!
Naruto: W-Wait a minute. Why are Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei fighting?!
Iruka: Naruto… this is mine and Kakashi’s problem. Step back.
Kakashi: Naruto, after this I’ll show you real ninja battles.
Iruka: Kakashi-sensei… so you were here?
Kakashi: [to the memorial] Forgive me…
Kakashi: When I come here, I want it to become a warning forever of the fool that I was.
Iruka: My parents are resting here too… The will of fire… the will that protects this village is a strong one. The will of the heroes resting here will surely be passed down to our kids. Anyway, Naruto and the others are waiting for you.
*First & second scene from Shinobi no Sato no Jintori Kassen; Last scene taken from Naruto: Ultimate Ninja; Song used Furigana Rubi from Warera Konsen Gasshoudan featuring the VAs of Kakashi and Iruka.
Translator’s thoughts: The Kakashi portrayed in the first game seems much harsher than I think he really is which makes this scene very dramatic and angsty imo!
- translation by @tori-mamoru