you always say you'll be the crocodile but you never commit

cisfemale, feminist, ravenclaw, graphic designer, procrastinator

[lucindaa]

Yesterday's #isobirthday look, feat the incredible broken coral dreams by @concretejellyfishco, making working from home on my birthday a little less ordinary ✨ . . . . #selfie #earrings #earringsoftheday #concretejellyfishco https://www.instagram.com/p/B_EitTIDTaH/?igshid=t1o3hrwwmk9o

[lucindaa]

Throwback to Saturday when I got dressed up for no reason 💃✨ . Earrings by @kingstonjewellery . . . . . #selfie #outfitoftheday #ootd #isolationdressing #kingstonjewellery #earrings #earringsoftheday https://www.instagram.com/p/B-eO3CFj5n-/?igshid=1r9zbgu0d7k83

[lucindaa]

Lurking 🌿❤️ . . . . . #outfitoftheday #quarantineoutfit #commedesgarcons #commedesgarconsplay #stripes #stripedtop #navystripes #bretonstripe https://www.instagram.com/p/B-JVw5WDd9y/?igshid=ooixgta09t21

[lucindaa]

🌞 gotta make do these days @shibuyamoon . . . . . #selfie #earrings #sun #sunearrings #tarotsun #tarotsunearrings #shibuyamoon https://www.instagram.com/p/B-IqAGTDDkd/?igshid=17eluv0lscv8q

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The mood

[arrghigiveup]

[source]

[dngrcpckwithmurdericing]

This is the best one I’ve seen yet.

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[lucindaa]

There's no such thing as a convenient cone through which to view a dog 🐶 . . . . . #bordercollie #dog #cone #dogcone #smilingdog #smilingthroughthecone https://www.instagram.com/p/B85GwbqDsNJ/?igshid=py9y137xfv4t

[matchagirl]

every time i go outside in the summer i feel like david from schitt’s creek when he’s squatting in the field

[matchagirl]

vibes

[sehomes]

[chrishemsworht]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi.

[lucindaa]

Here's my face. How gorgeous are these @kingstonjewellery earrings! ✨✨✨ . . . . . #selfie #earrings #earringsoftheday #kingstonjewellery #polkadots https://www.instagram.com/p/B8gCEwADXYU/?igshid=wlh5ylp0c5k6

[toastbutteregg]

me all the time

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[aces-to-apples]

*ticks off fingers* renfri, the striga, pavetta, ciri, at this point i'm convinced that geralt of rivia is an in-universe cryptid, but like, strictly for princesses.

legend has it that if you are the daughter of royalty and some cruelty has befallen you, you need only walk into the forest, call geralt of rivia's name thrice, and the white wolf shall materialize before you to ask why the fuck you're shouting at him and demand payment for helping you. then he shall cure you of your ills and fade back into the mist without even your thanks or the payment he demanded in the first fucking place.

[aelita15]

[aces-to-apples]

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post