NARRATOR REPLACEMENT ID N427

"In case of loss of narrator, our old-fashioned model should be able to suffice!"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Hello! Welcome to YOUR N427 Narrator Replacement! Before using this model, please keep a few things in mind!

-Due to our highly advanced Narrator Replication Technology™, results may take hours to be generated! Please be patient whi-

-due to this, the device may discuss topics users may find concerning. Luckily, we have implemented a system to note when these topics appear! With o-

-equires a blank cassette to function. These cassettes can be purchased from our stores around t-

-can ask it anything! Buttons on the back decide if you want a response from YOUR narrator, or the players own answer. We do not hold liability for anyth-

-ank you for purchasing your very own N427! If payment is not completed within 4 business weeks, the model shall self-"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

Hello I was told someone here needed some tech help, oh a cassette player so retro-

"Please-se-se insert a cassette to initiate backup. Please insert-rt-rt a cassette to..."

[syntheticsacrifice-deactivated2]

“Eh- ok’ Alice picked up the Cassette tape and put it into the player seeking surprised to hear it talk without being in the machine.

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

Please say the name of the narrator you'd like to replicate after the beep. *beep*

[the-haunted-office]

sofaroffthebeatenpath​:

“Alright, uh. Hello! Sorry for the delay! For the time being, I’m you! So, if there’s anything you’ve ever wanted to ask yourself, I’m your guy! Or your you. I’m not sure, it’s pretty confusing.” *The small version of Thursday moves with high energy. It occasionally repeats it’s words, but other than that, is an accurate representation of Thursday.*

Thursday starts when the little gaseous hologram form of herself begins speaking to her.

“Oh, ah. Hello to you! I mean. Me? Little me… Uhhh… Anything I’d like to ask myself. Ummm… Okay. I really don’t know. The only thing I’m looking to ask myself right now is what should I ask myself?” Thursday stammers, fascinated but also caught off guard. As she speaks she is inspecting the tape recorder to see if it can tell her anything about what exactly it is.

“Got any advice on what sorts of things people usually ask themselves? Also, what exactly is all this? I mean, this is very interesting! But what’s going on here?”

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Well, if I were to ask yourself something, I would ask... Hmm. Well, I've forgotten what other people ask themselves, because I've been in that closet a while. If you asked myself something, I'd ask... What's my birthday. To make sure it's, uh, a real fake me, y'know?" The tape recorder emanates a gaseous blue-pink substance. It smells like synthetic grape. Aggressively.

"Also, it's a lot of wobbly wibbly magic stuff. I, uh, don't particularly know how. Maybe ask the main, pre-made dude in here? I dunno."

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[fleetinglullqby]

When the white haired angel stumbles upon a new object he doesn't recall being there, he instinctively goes near it, insert a cassette? Well, he doesn't have one on himself however he can probably fetch one. Cael runs from where he came from before returning with what he believes is a blank cassette tape, inserting it on the player

[esotericae-apropos]

*Static emanates from the player. As it slowly settles, a voice emerges from it.* "Oh, finally, did someone put a bloody tape in this thing? Hello there, erm... whoever you are... I'm the default narrator for this thing. What's your name?"

[fleetinglullqby]

It takes very little before Cael puts his hands ot his face and groans, so this is what he got into. With a sigh, he answers "Cael, Cael Falkner, employee number 31"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The player floats upward with a pink and blue glow, much like a 80's VHS commercial.* "Well, Cael, it's nice to meet you, I'll say that. Now, could you happen to tell me where I am? It's a bit hard to narrate while you're not hooked up to anything that tells you everything."

[fleetinglullqby]

"You're in the office of ex-narrator Framtid, I was doing cleanup here because the new narrator is asleep." Cael sounds tired and honestly, it's understandable. "He's not idle or anything he's genuinely just asleep, I got here and the first thing he tells me is "Watch over my office im going to bed" despite not needing sleep anymore"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The voice slowly goes more and more clear* "Well, from my experience, sleep is very nice, so I couldn't blame him. Do you mind carrying me around for a bit? I feel like sightseeing for a while."

[fleetinglullqby]

Cael sighs and grabs the player from the top, kinda harshly, before beginning to walk the way he came. "Average looking office, I'll take you to my lady's museum there's more stuff there." And that's when they both pass by the hallway with windows, and the white void? It looks broken, it looks like it's falling apart

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Well, what's with all this? It's all broken and shattered! Do you know why it's like this? I presume it's much prettier when it's not crashed like how it is now. Anyway, you've got me rambling a little bit, you can keep going." *And it just keeps going on and on... with it's aggressively Manc accent*

[fleetinglullqby]

"I.. I don't think it's ever been normal, ever since I arrived it's been like this, and i've been in the parables for a while. What I do know is that this is the only reason to why we can travel offices, I've heard there are beasts out there that try to kill you." Cael's voice is surprisingly dead for how much voice his words have.

"Here, this is my lady's museum" He speaks as he walks through a door, on the other side is the pure white halls and walls of the museum, the walls adorned with memories from the many narrators, Framtid, Forbi, Stanley even despite barely knowing what he's doing.

"Welcome to my home, feel free to ask about anything."

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

My this place is pretty! Do you know who made this architecture? The marble is wonderfully made. Also, who are these people? They look nice. I've only met Stanley, of course, everyone's met Stanley.

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[fleetinglullqby]

When the white haired angel stumbles upon a new object he doesn't recall being there, he instinctively goes near it, insert a cassette? Well, he doesn't have one on himself however he can probably fetch one. Cael runs from where he came from before returning with what he believes is a blank cassette tape, inserting it on the player

[esotericae-apropos]

*Static emanates from the player. As it slowly settles, a voice emerges from it.* "Oh, finally, did someone put a bloody tape in this thing? Hello there, erm... whoever you are... I'm the default narrator for this thing. What's your name?"

[fleetinglullqby]

It takes very little before Cael puts his hands ot his face and groans, so this is what he got into. With a sigh, he answers "Cael, Cael Falkner, employee number 31"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The player floats upward with a pink and blue glow, much like a 80's VHS commercial.* "Well, Cael, it's nice to meet you, I'll say that. Now, could you happen to tell me where I am? It's a bit hard to narrate while you're not hooked up to anything that tells you everything."

[fleetinglullqby]

"You're in the office of ex-narrator Framtid, I was doing cleanup here because the new narrator is asleep." Cael sounds tired and honestly, it's understandable. "He's not idle or anything he's genuinely just asleep, I got here and the first thing he tells me is "Watch over my office im going to bed" despite not needing sleep anymore"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The voice slowly goes more and more clear* "Well, from my experience, sleep is very nice, so I couldn't blame him. Do you mind carrying me around for a bit? I feel like sightseeing for a while."

[fleetinglullqby]

Cael sighs and grabs the player from the top, kinda harshly, before beginning to walk the way he came. "Average looking office, I'll take you to my lady's museum there's more stuff there." And that's when they both pass by the hallway with windows, and the white void? It looks broken, it looks like it's falling apart

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Well, what's with all this? It's all broken and shattered! Do you know why it's like this? I presume it's much prettier when it's not crashed like how it is now. Anyway, you've got me rambling a little bit, you can keep going." *And it just keeps going on and on... with it's aggressively Manc accent*

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

Hello I was told someone here needed some tech help, oh a cassette player so retro-

"Please-se-se insert a cassette to initiate backup. Please insert-rt-rt a cassette to..."

[the-haunted-office]

sofaroffthebeatenpath​:

*The cassette player forms a gaseous form, roughly the shape of Thursday, only smaller* “Please press the button on the back to initiate conversation. Press twice to change narrator. Press three times to cancel. Press four times to…” * And it keeps going on and on. Some of these things shouldn’t be things it could do.*

*After finishing at the setting for bumpscocity, it plays a beep, indicating for button presses to start.*

Thursday watches while this happens, confused albeit intrigued. Is it actually recording her or…?

“Please press the b- What? Wait wait wait, you’re going too fast for me! Can you please repeat th- Okay. Ummm… Let’s just press the button once, then.”

Which is what she then does. Press once to initiate conversation. She’ll start with that, and then go from there.

“Whenever you’re ready, I am ready to initiate conversation with you.”

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Alright, uh. Hello! Sorry for the delay! For the time being, I'm you! So, if there's anything you've ever wanted to ask yourself, I'm your guy! Or your you. I'm not sure, it's pretty confusing."

*The small version of Thursday moves with high energy. It occasionally repeats it's words, but other than that, is an accurate representation of Thursday.*

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[fleetinglullqby]

When the white haired angel stumbles upon a new object he doesn't recall being there, he instinctively goes near it, insert a cassette? Well, he doesn't have one on himself however he can probably fetch one. Cael runs from where he came from before returning with what he believes is a blank cassette tape, inserting it on the player

[esotericae-apropos]

*Static emanates from the player. As it slowly settles, a voice emerges from it.* "Oh, finally, did someone put a bloody tape in this thing? Hello there, erm... whoever you are... I'm the default narrator for this thing. What's your name?"

[fleetinglullqby]

It takes very little before Cael puts his hands ot his face and groans, so this is what he got into. With a sigh, he answers "Cael, Cael Falkner, employee number 31"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The player floats upward with a pink and blue glow, much like a 80's VHS commercial.* "Well, Cael, it's nice to meet you, I'll say that. Now, could you happen to tell me where I am? It's a bit hard to narrate while you're not hooked up to anything that tells you everything."

[fleetinglullqby]

"You're in the office of ex-narrator Framtid, I was doing cleanup here because the new narrator is asleep." Cael sounds tired and honestly, it's understandable. "He's not idle or anything he's genuinely just asleep, I got here and the first thing he tells me is "Watch over my office im going to bed" despite not needing sleep anymore"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The voice slowly goes more and more clear* "Well, from my experience, sleep is very nice, so I couldn't blame him. Do you mind carrying me around for a bit? I feel like sightseeing for a while."

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[the-haunted-office]

"Oh hey look, a cassette player! ...Just any old cassette? Or do you need a blank one?”

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette tape to initiate backup. Please-ease insert cassette tape to "

[the-haunted-office]

“Oh, uhhhh... Hang on a sec.”

Thursday goes and retrieves a blank cassette tape, pops it in, and presses the record button.

“There! Hope that was right. Now what?”

[esotericae-apropos]

"Welcome to your N427! Please say what narrator you'd like to replicate. After the tone, please say the full name of your narrator. *beep*"

[the-haunted-office]

“What Narrator I’d like to replicate?” Thursday echoes. “What’s that mean? Say the full name of my-”

She barely has a chance to understand what’s going on here before the tone sounds and she’s fumbling with her answer.

“Ah! I mean, uhhhh- I mean! No! My name isn’t ‘Uhhhh’, it’s Thursday! Just Thursday! And I’m a Narrator myself! That is to say, I don’t have one because I am one... Does that answer work for you, um, little cassette player?”

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The cassette player forms a gaseous form, roughly the shape of Thursday, only smaller* "Please press the button on the back to initiate conversation. Press twice to change narrator. Press three times to cancel. Press four times to..."

* And it keeps going on and on. Some of these things shouldn't be things it could do.*

*After finishing at the setting for bumpscocity, it plays a beep, indicating for button presses to start.*

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[fleetinglullqby]

When the white haired angel stumbles upon a new object he doesn't recall being there, he instinctively goes near it, insert a cassette? Well, he doesn't have one on himself however he can probably fetch one. Cael runs from where he came from before returning with what he believes is a blank cassette tape, inserting it on the player

[esotericae-apropos]

*Static emanates from the player. As it slowly settles, a voice emerges from it.* "Oh, finally, did someone put a bloody tape in this thing? Hello there, erm... whoever you are... I'm the default narrator for this thing. What's your name?"

[fleetinglullqby]

It takes very little before Cael puts his hands ot his face and groans, so this is what he got into. With a sigh, he answers "Cael, Cael Falkner, employee number 31"

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

*The player floats upward with a pink and blue glow, much like a 80's VHS commercial.* "Well, Cael, it's nice to meet you, I'll say that. Now, could you happen to tell me where I am? It's a bit hard to narrate while you're not hooked up to anything that tells you everything."

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."

[the-haunted-office]

"Oh hey look, a cassette player! ...Just any old cassette? Or do you need a blank one?”

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette tape to initiate backup. Please-ease insert cassette tape to "

[sofaroffthebeatenpath]

"Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert cassette to initiate backup. Please insert..."