illecebrous

I know how regular magnets work. In case the first post you see doesn't make it apparent, this blog is the home of everything fictional, freaky and fuck-adjacent (at least 2 out of 3).

[astrotheyge]

Fic tagged with “trans man ryland grace” and “breeding kink” but it’s Grace trying his best to knock up Rocky

[easyt0find]

rock bottom?! no i'm pretty sure the rock is the top

[sofarsofunny]

I still dig it.

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glowbeam]

rocky somehow finds video of the denmark conference where grace called his colleague a "staggering waste of carbon" and goes to show grace. who of course gets very embarrassed and apologizes that rocky had to see that. rocky gets very quiet for a minute before responding.

"can. can grace talk to rocky like that question."

[sofarsofunny]

Yes please. I want to see that naughty crab get humbled! He can keep on being bossy 6 out of 7 days per week.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[dracadraca]

just thinking about Rocky pinning Grace’s arms and legs to the floor and still having an additional arm to do whatever he wants with ok goodnight

[convocation-conduit]

My take on Eridian reproduction from my Scientific Method fic. Feel free to use in your own fanworks; credit is appreciated but not necessary <3 please cred if you repost the diagram though

(Also would anyone be interested in prints? minus the meme for plausible deniability lol)

[glowbeam]

rocky somehow finds video of the denmark conference where grace called his colleague a "staggering waste of carbon" and goes to show grace. who of course gets very embarrassed and apologizes that rocky had to see that. rocky gets very quiet for a minute before responding.

"can. can grace talk to rocky like that question."

[twistedhypersonicnavigator]

So if Rocky is a scary spider...submitted for the approval of all the artists who wish to have fun...the spider mating dance...

[itsthat-dude]

Or the one where a touch-starved grace gets an orgasm from a purring rocky and Adrian

Sorry in advance for the terrible dialogue:)

Tw: kinda dub-con???(soft tho,they love each other), love confessions kinda

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Can eridians purr??? They can now!

• just imagine rocky cuddled up with his limbs around Grace's waist and Adrian all big and warm as they lean against them for support

• It was supposed to be just cuddling, a way for them all to bond and reacquaint himself with touch again

• He was nearly asleep with a hand absentmindedly trailing along the planes on the glossy suit when a vibrating rumble that he feels more than he hears surrounds his lower half

Purr, it was a purr, rocky was purring.

• It would be adorable and grace would coo in adoration but instead Grace was holding back a shocked gasp in his throat because Rocky was purring on his lap, although it was more bone-deep vibrations coming from the eridian than anything

“Rocky-!” Grace startled “I-uh- didn't know you guys could–purr…” he finishes weakly

• The eridian hums thoughtfully, rocky momentarily (mercifully) stops the rumbling vibration as his fourth leg taps on Grace's ankle in question

“No understand word, what is ‘purr’ question?”

Oh Lord…

• grace wishes he would sink into the soft blankets and disappear with the way his cock was starting to stir, he needed to distract himself quickly before this got out of control

• “Oh-! Uhm..purring is a thing some animals can do on earth, it's sounds like a low rumbling vibration like what you were doing earlier” grace rambles on hoping that it will be enough distract rocky and himself from reacting anymore

• Adrian seems to perk up at the explanation, their low sonorous voice always sent a pleasant shiver up his spine “understand now Grace, yes eridians ‘purr' when content or happy or with mates”

•Happy? Oh well he understands that part but his brain latches onto ‘mates’ no matter how much he tries to shake the thought away

They were just cuddling, they are just cuddling-!

• Slowly taking a shaky breath doing his best to act normal (he's failing miserably) Grace smiles leaning into the bigger eridian even though he knows he should be sprinting away, making up some–any excuse

they can't know how much he loves–

They couldn't–

• “Adrian and rocky happy to be with grace, statement” the words are slightly slurred from Adrian’s rumbling, like the roar of a tiger grace can feel it in his soul along with his red stained cheeks

• As if to spite his growing dilemma rocky trills in agreement before the purring come back with a vengeance, and he's back to square one

Stars, help him–!

They might be the death of him

• Grace tries, god he tries, to subtilty keep rocky and Adrian talking but it doesn't work with the eridians only humming or chirping in answer brushing the hair away from his face, caressing his body in a way that leaves him dazed and confused like being hit over the head

Grace wished that was the case, at least a concussion would make more sense than whatever this is

• his own body betraying him, horrified to feel his blood keep traveling south under the unyielding pressure and torturous purring, Grace couldn't say anything without giving himself away and he couldn't move because Rocky and Adrian (although he loves them dearly) were heavy

Without grace telling them, they would hold him there until they were good and ready to move

• though the thought shouldn't have, it made his cock twitch with interest and he bites the inside of his cheek

• Eridians had an egregious hearing range let alone being right next to them, he's doomed–

It-It just feels so- good…

• He snapped back to reality when a claw sweeps through his messy hair with a gentle tap to his hip

“Grace heartbeat elevated, Grace okay question?”

• “Yea-yeah! I'm fine just tired..” but he's never been more awake–aware but he just squeezes his eyes shut silently praying for mercy that he knows won't come

• Grace can't stop the little squirm he does trying to lessen the pressure of Ricky's bulk (it doesn't work) "Is okay, rocky and Adrian watch grace sleep, keep grace safe” the merciless purr only seems to deepen somehow and rocky holds him tighter

“We take care of Grace, statement”

• A whine slips past his lips as his cock throbs with need, he's trapped on all side and he's never felt safer- never felt so good

He want to cry, feeling his eyes prickle behind closed lids

• his cock now painfully hard pressed against the unforgiving xenonite suit jumping with each purring interval, they must know–they have to-

• Rocky must be able to feel his every twitching muscle being pressed so close, the tension pulling his body so taut he needs to forcibly relax himself so he doesn't start shaking

(His thighs are trembling around rocky)

• “Grace ours, statement”

• Grace's heart isn't exactly steady at the moment but it damn near stops

•“Rocky what— do you mean?” His voice has taken on a whimpery tone, half-panic half trying not to outright embarrass himself

• His touch-starved body didn't have any restraint, it's been too long since he–

Oh God they're doing it on purpose–

• His legs jerk underneath the heavy eridians but they trill softly holding him still until he whines helplessly, Adrian petting his chest with large claws that he grips in his own hands

“Is okay Grace, Grace is ours now, statement” they coo melodically

And grace…He can't, he can't–!

• It feels like the world's most intense subatomic massage, his lungs can't fight the vibrations which are involuntarily sputtering out pathetic noises

• weakly grinding his cock against the hard surface grace trembles as he comes body seizing with a watery mewl, faintly hearing the chest-deep purr of Adrian and rocky as they hold him while he whimpers from overstimulation

• It doesn't feel like they're going to stop anytime soon with how tightly he's squished between them, he's not sure if he wants to..

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(Either grace having a (nearly) silent forced orgasm or Adrian and rocky give him one was what I was going for...this is tame for what I be thinking bout...)

[deervsheadlights]

look even if you arent into grace/rocky you just HAVE to admit they explored each others bodies on the journey to erid. just to see whats up. the scientific boundary-crossing is already canon. and you wanna tell me those two intellectually curious guys trapped in a tin can for 3-4 years didnt at least get up to some weird shit for enrichment? dont make me laugh

[deervsheadlights]

#i know this post is supposed to have a sexual connotation but imo they're getting weirder than that#rocky lets grace observe his entire digestive process with an adapted x-ray machine#they make some slapdash endoscopy equipment so rocky can look down grace's esophagus and stomach#grace lets rocky pull a tooth for study because he's fascinated by the human body producing something that's similarly sturdy#to himself (also he wants to have it professionally embedded into his carapace as soon as they get to erid but shhhh)#rocky chips off pieces from his own mantle (his deformed legs are already brittler than the rest of him so it's not like it's hard)#also for “study” but is internally debating himself on how to ask grace if he's ever considered subdermal piercings#grace gives himself multiple surgicial lacerations so rocky can get a better view of his sinew and muscle#and document the (from his mostly inorganic perspective) insane restorative ability of human skin#maybe grace even lets some of them get infected on purpose so he can show off his immune system#anyways that being said#rocky is not a biologist and probably doesn't know the exact chemical make-up of his internal tissue.#so they're definitely shoving a heat protected spectrometer up his cloaca

no no @ecobanshee youre right on the money. its definitely also about all of that.

[strifesolution]

i have been given rights by my beloved followers to go a bit crazy. do you guys want to watch a very stupid edit that’s my love letter to every single “let me watch you jork it (in the name of science)” art/fic of this ship? of course you do.

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[ssafru3i]

Grace: fuckkk I'm attracted to this stupid fucking alien monster what is wrong with me

Rocky: fuckkk I'm attracted to this stupid fucking alien monster what is wrong with me

[gracerockyyes]

What mean “post hole on main” question?

[twoguysonebeartrap]

I’ve said before that some of the best pieces of erotica ive ever read were about masturbation or with two parties that aren’t actually fucking in the scene or story. Because it forces the writer to think creatively, and to focus more strongly on the sensations present in the characters and how to convey that. “They put their X in their Y and then they came” is functional but boring. Actually making a work sensual requires greater effort than perfunctory descriptions. You must be building a fantasy for the person who reads it — you have to put them in the mood, so to speak. good erotica can be erotic and enticing without appealing to anyone’s sexuality or actual “type”. If you’re a good enough writer you can in theory make anything erotic. The question is whether you can write it convincingly.

All of this to say that “these two are curious about each other’s bodies but literally cannot touch or they DIE” is suchhhhhh great breeding ground for good erotic art

[xxthedeadgodxx]

ryland grace at ONE point must have at least briefly had the thought cross his mind of what his dick would feel like in rocky’s hole. like at LEAST once, even if it was only fleeting.

like grace, you did NOT watch (movie) rocky stuff food up there and NOT go “oh my god what would it be like if that was my cock in there??”

it doesn’t even have to be sexual, it could be genuine scientific curiosity with no lingering feelings of arousal (aroace grace) who knows.