Protector of the EverRealm and Princess of Enchancia!

[bill-cipher-offical]

Hi Bill. I’m really sorry about yesterday. I shouldn’t have stabbed your eye, and I shouldn’t have been so harsh on you. I think we got off and the wrong foot. I noticed you wanted my wand, which you can’t have, but you can have my old training wand! It works just like mine. Maybe maybe friends?

-@sofiathefirstoffical

NOT HAPPENING, KID. I DON'T BEFRIEND CHILDREN THAT THREATEN TO KILL ME AT EVERY TURN.

A REAL SHAME, TOO! BECAUSE OUTTA ALL THE THINGS IN THE HOUSE THAT WOULD KNOW HOW TO TIME TRAVEL, IT'S ME

[sofiathefirstoffical]

I didn’t really threaten you. I just was trying to get my wand back! I actually want to be friends!😊💜

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You really woke up and chose violence today, huh?

Just thinking of all the innocent people Bill hurt makes me so mad, why doesn’t he get punished for mass genocide? Therapy is not the route you take for someone like him!

[rin-shenaniganz]

YOU accidentally destroy your entire world and everyone you ever loved, then get thrown into a reality where you're basically god and you're already dissociating and nothing matters anymore.

THEN you get to have a fraction of a say in what Bill does and doesn't deserve.

I mean damn, you're really all-knowing when it comes to this kind of thing, huh? You're in a position to determine the fate of people you barely know, right? You're the ultimate judge? You personally get to decide exactly what happens to him?

Also, don't use "narcissist" offensively. It's derogratory towards people who struggle with an actual disorder (NPD).

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Before I came here, my amulet showed me his story. I get he had struggles, but that doesn’t automatically make up for the people he hurt. I’m not the ultimate judge, but I did overreact in the heat of the moment. For that I apologize, a true princess wouldn’t be so harsh.

(OOC: Mod didn’t know, and Mod is extremely sorry and did not mean to hurt or harm or offend anyone. Would you like it if I edited that part out on the post where I said it?)

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOO, TOUCHED A NERVE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEVEN OUTTA EIGHT OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. TRY TO GUESS THE REAL ONE!

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Pretty sure they are all real. Your lashes sure aren’t though.

[bill-cipher-offical]

MMM, Y'KNOW WHAT? I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FRESH MEAT FROM A MARRIED-INTO-ROYALTY-IN-A-SITUATION-THAT-DEFINITELY-WASN'T-A-MASSIVE-SCANDAL-FOR-THE-WHOLE-KINGDOM-WHICH-DISGRACED-THE-ENTIRE-FAMILY-LINE SOURCE. YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND ANY OF THAT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You’re so close! Everyone loves me and my mom, so I don’t know where you’d find someone like that.

You know, I’m trying to find someone who destroyed all of Ecludia because they wanted to look at the pretty stars. That’s how you say it right?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Uhh... Let's not mention that in front of Bill, please.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

No! Someone has to give him a reality check! He can’t keep living in his narcissistic fantasy world! He’s hiding from his past and it’s hurting everyone! Wake up @bill-cipher-offical

GET A GRIP.

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! REAL RICH COMING FROM AN ILLUSION CREATED BY A COSMIC AXOLOTL. WHAT'S NEXT, BATMAN'S GONNA POP IN, PLAYED BY HAILEE STEINFELD?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You don’t need help, you need to DIE.

[bill-cipher-offical]

Y'KNOW WHAT, SOMETHING TRIED TO KILL ME BEFORE, AND NOT ONLY DID IT NOT WORK, I STEPPED UP MY ANNOYINGNESS ON PURPOSE. YOU WANNA RISK ME GETTING MORE ANNOYING?

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

Fuck. Calm down! Jesus. @young-stanford-pines-offical get in here and help me deescalate the situation.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Thank you, Stan, but can you please watch your language?

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

We hav bigger fish to fry.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

…

[sofiathefirstoffical]

PEACE AND LOVE😊✌️🎀💜

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOO, TOUCHED A NERVE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEVEN OUTTA EIGHT OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. TRY TO GUESS THE REAL ONE!

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Pretty sure they are all real. Your lashes sure aren’t though.

[bill-cipher-offical]

MMM, Y'KNOW WHAT? I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FRESH MEAT FROM A MARRIED-INTO-ROYALTY-IN-A-SITUATION-THAT-DEFINITELY-WASN'T-A-MASSIVE-SCANDAL-FOR-THE-WHOLE-KINGDOM-WHICH-DISGRACED-THE-ENTIRE-FAMILY-LINE SOURCE. YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND ANY OF THAT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You’re so close! Everyone loves me and my mom, so I don’t know where you’d find someone like that.

You know, I’m trying to find someone who destroyed all of Ecludia because they wanted to look at the pretty stars. That’s how you say it right?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Uhh... Let's not mention that in front of Bill, please.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

No! Someone has to give him a reality check! He can’t keep living in his narcissistic fantasy world! He’s hiding from his past and it’s hurting everyone! Wake up @bill-cipher-offical

GET A GRIP.

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! REAL RICH COMING FROM AN ILLUSION CREATED BY A COSMIC AXOLOTL. WHAT'S NEXT, BATMAN'S GONNA POP IN, PLAYED BY HAILEE STEINFELD?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You don’t need help, you need to DIE.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You really woke up and chose violence today, huh?

Just thinking of all the innocent people Bill hurt makes me so mad, why doesn’t he get punished for mass genocide? Therapy is not the route you take for someone like him!

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOO, TOUCHED A NERVE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEVEN OUTTA EIGHT OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. TRY TO GUESS THE REAL ONE!

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Pretty sure they are all real. Your lashes sure aren’t though.

[bill-cipher-offical]

MMM, Y'KNOW WHAT? I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FRESH MEAT FROM A MARRIED-INTO-ROYALTY-IN-A-SITUATION-THAT-DEFINITELY-WASN'T-A-MASSIVE-SCANDAL-FOR-THE-WHOLE-KINGDOM-WHICH-DISGRACED-THE-ENTIRE-FAMILY-LINE SOURCE. YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND ANY OF THAT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You’re so close! Everyone loves me and my mom, so I don’t know where you’d find someone like that.

You know, I’m trying to find someone who destroyed all of Ecludia because they wanted to look at the pretty stars. That’s how you say it right?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Uhh... Let's not mention that in front of Bill, please.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

No! Someone has to give him a reality check! He can’t keep living in his narcissistic fantasy world! He’s hiding from his past and it’s hurting everyone! Wake up @bill-cipher-offical

GET A GRIP.

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOO, TOUCHED A NERVE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEVEN OUTTA EIGHT OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. TRY TO GUESS THE REAL ONE!

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Pretty sure they are all real. Your lashes sure aren’t though.

[bill-cipher-offical]

MMM, Y'KNOW WHAT? I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FRESH MEAT FROM A MARRIED-INTO-ROYALTY-IN-A-SITUATION-THAT-DEFINITELY-WASN'T-A-MASSIVE-SCANDAL-FOR-THE-WHOLE-KINGDOM-WHICH-DISGRACED-THE-ENTIRE-FAMILY-LINE SOURCE. YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD FIND ANY OF THAT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

You’re so close! Everyone loves me and my mom, so I don’t know where you’d find someone like that.

You know, I’m trying to find someone who destroyed all of Ecludia because they wanted to look at the pretty stars. That’s how you say it right?

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

WOO, TOUCHED A NERVE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SEVEN OUTTA EIGHT OF THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. TRY TO GUESS THE REAL ONE!

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Pretty sure they are all real. Your lashes sure aren’t though.

[bill-cipher-offical]

losersayswhat

-@sofiathefirstoffical

BRATKIDSENDSBAIT?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

At least im not a mommys boy with daddy issues, uneven sides, no powers, no friends, an ugly bow tie, an out of style bat, and unstoppable yearning for someone who will never love you back.

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[queen-toothiana-official]

... Isn't that a little too extreme for a kid?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

I’m 14, not quite a kid! I was once trapped in my amulet with a lady who was actively trying to kill me, so I killed her with the power of goodness, but then I was stuck in my amulet, which I would’ve been forever like the last girl who was trapped for 45 years, but luckily my friends got me quickly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

I'm so sorry that happened to you...

[sofiathefirstoffical]

A lot happened, so nothings to extreme for me!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Well... Killing isn't always the answer to anything. There are other ways to solving a problem.

And it's best not to have a habit of killing... trust me, I would know.

I've seen so many horror movies... ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[sofiathefirstoffical]

it was one genocidal manic, and I’m sure Bills worse!

[queen-toothiana-official]

While that could be true... I don't think Axolotl would be okay with murdering one of their patients.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Okay…

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[queen-toothiana-official]

... Isn't that a little too extreme for a kid?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

I’m 14, not quite a kid! I was once trapped in my amulet with a lady who was actively trying to kill me, so I killed her with the power of goodness, but then I was stuck in my amulet, which I would’ve been forever like the last girl who was trapped for 45 years, but luckily my friends got me quickly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

I'm so sorry that happened to you...

[sofiathefirstoffical]

A lot happened, so nothings to extreme for me!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Well... Killing isn't always the answer to anything. There are other ways to solving a problem.

And it's best not to have a habit of killing... trust me, I would know.

I've seen so many horror movies... ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[sofiathefirstoffical]

it was one genocidal manic, and I’m sure Bills worse!

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[queen-toothiana-official]

... Isn't that a little too extreme for a kid?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

I’m 14, not quite a kid! I was once trapped in my amulet with a lady who was actively trying to kill me, so I killed her with the power of goodness, but then I was stuck in my amulet, which I would’ve been forever like the last girl who was trapped for 45 years, but luckily my friends got me quickly.

[queen-toothiana-official]

I'm so sorry that happened to you...

[sofiathefirstoffical]

A lot happened, so nothings to extreme for me!

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU STABBED BILL IN THE EYE. FUCK OFF

[sofiathefirstoffical]

That’s NOT a nice word. Bitch.

[queen-toothiana-official]

Okay, watch your language.

[sofiathefirstoffical]

But I’ve never sworn a day in my life! It’s so freeing!

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU STABBED BILL IN THE EYE. FUCK OFF

[sofiathefirstoffical]

That’s NOT a nice word. Bitch.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YEAH, YEAH. SAVE THE CENSORSHIP FOR TV. HERE’S YOUR PENCIL LEAD BACK, I’M GETTING A DRINK

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Thanks!

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU STABBED BILL IN THE EYE. FUCK OFF

[sofiathefirstoffical]

That’s NOT a nice word. Bitch.

[bill-cipher-offical]

BILL. Where the FUCK is my car?! Is that pencil lead in your eye?

-Stan

BUZZ OFF. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

[bill-cipher-offical]

SHEESH, YOU DRIVE ONE GUY'S CAR OFF A CLIFF AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE THE "BAD GUY". I'M GONNA GO PERFORM A SELF CORNEAL EMERGENCY SURGERY

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

@young-stanford-pines-offical he drove it off a FUCKING cliff for no FUCKING reason!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Oh god..

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Actually he stole my wand, so he and someone else took Stan’s car and drove off, but I transformed into a swarm of wasps and flew THROUGH the windows, then turned back, stabbed him in the eye, and before we knew it the car served off a cliff! They jumped out and left me in the car, because the other guy was scared I was going to kill him, but I only said I killed before! Luckily I used my magic amulet to wish to fly then jumped out the window!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Oh goodness... Is everyone alright?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

Yeah Bill just got stabbed in the eye, it’s fine.

[queen-toothiana-official]

... Isn't that a little too extreme for a kid?

[sofiathefirstoffical]

I’m 14, not quite a kid! I was once trapped in my amulet with a lady who was actively trying to kill me, so I killed her with the power of goodness, but then I was stuck in my amulet, which I would’ve been forever like the last girl who was trapped for 45 years, but luckily my friends got me quickly.