goblin!!!

I want what you have in your pockets!

[shiny-eyed-corvid]

an assortment of things I found on the ground at Ren Faire this weekend

[softgnoblin]

Would ya'll care if I sprinkled in some fairycore stuff as well??? Just a dash, a little flavor for the moss

[horsedestruction]

Lol wtf! OP was DEFINITELY on mold spores when they wrote this....

[mushrooomring]

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

[gargarden]

Need

J A R S

For various

shiny

And need

shiny

For various

J A R S

[softgnoblin]

Small gift hoard!!

(1) one saw three promotional bracelet [saw is a huge special interest]

(1) one tiny blue pot with cork!

(1) one small gold rose

(2) two small roller skate earrings

(1) one small metal fairy with pink wings

(1) one gold leaf pendant

(1) one glass marble with metal cat

(1) small gold heart

[Yes that's my laptop in the corner! Sorry it's in the way!]

[softgnoblin]

It is the spooky month!!!!! Prime time to gob!

[cozycreaturescorner]

Ok Google: how to dress like a human?

[pixelizedloser]

Screw it I'm dropping out to become a full time goblin

[pixiebeetle]

how do i successfully goblin?

!!!! being goblin ? very easy . but DO NOT worry , i was in ur shoes once . so without further ado , here is :

WAYS TO GOBLIN

( as a lil baby gob )

GO WILD !!! FOLLOW SO MANY GOBS !! REBLOG ALL GOB STUFF !! POST ALL OF THE GOBLIN STUF

wear odd socks whenever you can

gather up all of the rocks / buttons / shiny stuff in ur house . this is the start of ur hoards . now gather up all the rocks / buttons / shiny stuff in the world !!!!!

you can literally hoard anything . do u like pens ? hoard ‘em . gaver dem all up and now u have a pen hoard . one of my hoards is a sticker hoard n i luv

shines ! put ‘em in ur pockets or shoes or hair or up ur sleeves and luv em . this not mandatory .

blehhhhhhhh be goblinnnnnnnn

you don’t have to look a certain way or dress a certain way 2 become gob .

plants ! love ur plants .

grin like a crazy person when ur on ur own sumtimes

find things that look cool on the street and COLLECT THEM . OWN THEM . THEY ARE NOW VERY MUCH YOURS.

yay !! that is all you must know and the rest you will learn !! ( spoiler : u don’t actually have anything to learn )

YOU ARE A GOBLIN NOW, CONGRATS ! WELCOME TO GOBLINHOOD !!

[murolo-moved]

“worm” = some little wet tube who lives in ground & eat dirt

[murolo-moved]

“cat a pillar” = same, but on leafs instead basicallg

[murolo-moved]

okay

[murolo-moved]

okay

[softgnoblin]

PSA

i am just a leetle gnoblim pls put moss and leaves into my mouth

[radiantbabey]

hello september. i’m greeted by your moss covered hands and dew on the windowsill. things are changing once again. this time, i let them.

[softgnoblin]

You are very lovely looking and I miss anon ajdbshdbss

Ahhhh!!!! Thank you!!!!!! 💓☺ Did I turn anon off???? If I did I will fix that right now!! Sorry about that!

[dafrogblog]

why are frogs so perfect? like seriously, who gave them the right to be That Good?

[rottendyke]

Nobody:

Literally not a soul:

Goblincore community:

[ID: A cursed photograph of Kermit the frog sat amongst a group of red and white mushrooms on the grass. He has his arms held up and his mouth open in a happy expression]

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

My small but growing hoard, consisting of:

• Some FNaF-themed things

• Some geodes and two bottles of probably fake gold

• Two each of fake diamonds and tiny-ass nutella jars

• 7 bracelets

• A purple glass(?) heart

• a fuckload of necklaces, pendants, bracelets, trinkets, etc (the purple box has another bracelet]

…am i doing this correctly?

[softgnoblin]

A good start!!!!!