[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget

[shiraglassman]

signal booooost

[apatosaurus]

While we are at it, here is a reminder to non-Jews to check the calendar before scheduling things in September and October that you want Jewish colleagues, students, friends, etc to attend.

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[evermoredeluxe]

malala being the icon that she is 😭

[evermoredeluxe]

her husband’s reply please

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[heedra]

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

[francisforever2014]

how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down

[spice-ghouls]

Iain Thomas, The Light That Shines When Things End

[fairycosmos]

what is it about getting older that makes every interaction feel so fucking sentimental? like saying goodbye to people used to just be a “see you around” sort of thing, and now it’s a whole declaration of love for the person and the position they’ve held in my life condensed into a hug or a “take care of yourself” 

[despazito]

Adult website and period tracker

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

barbie movie's lukewarm feminist messaging was cute and the bit where she was so happy to go the gynaecologist made me laugh but the way conservatives are talking about it you'd think margot robbie started reciting the S.C.U.M. manifesto on screen

[caramelsong0915]

[birdsocks]

They are studying us in petri dishes

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[distortiondragon]

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

[midnitemakrel]

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

[midnitemakrel]

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”