my gray matter got necrosis

inactive lurker blog

[mothiq-deactivated20210906]

u ever look at a shade of green and think "yes."

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

all the time

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

It worked. A bit too well.

[obviouslypancakes]

Doot me plz D:

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

bet

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

where the fuck is my doot doot

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

OKAY I GOT MY DOOT DOOT

[red1sg0n3]

how quickly can it come

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

might take a hot minute, it took me a while to get mine

[red1sg0n3]

🍡 - Okay, I shall continue. Probably in multiple parts lol. So everyone gets worried about Foolish, as they haven't seen him in forever. So, they go to his home and find it dark. All of it. They walk in, and find on a throne, Foolish riding the reader, panting, covered in cum, and has a dumb fucked expression on his face. The most notable things are his eyes, were are now pink, along with the tattoo above his pelvis. Reader spots them, grins and waves and says "He was so easy to corrupt."

this entire blog has so much involving voyurism i—

Anyways corruption kink is absolutely valid, just fucking him absolutely stupid

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

crow what the diddly darn fuck-

[kunnox]

Orange knew Pink was a man with a child-like mind and personality of course but when he opened his room and was greeted with flowers that looked surprisingly clean and decontaminated, as well as a note that read (and thankfully he was wearing his gloves for this)

“HALLO ORANGE! I just vanted to let you know zhat i like you! Und i don’t mean “like you” like Vhite or Red says but i “like-like” you…BUT I also got your favorite flowers und actually made sure i got zhem clean, JUST FOR YOU! I….uh LOVE YOU!!!” -Love Pink.

Orange wasn’t used to this confrontation nor sudden waves of gifts from anyone but he couldn’t help but admit…he did develop…feelings for Pink. He chuckled and took the flowers to his desk to put them in a vase and to set the card somewhere down. Until he heard something being slipped through the door.

It was odd but he slowly walked over and hesitantly picked up the paper and turned it over. The next thing he knew is he felt his heavy heart flutter with excitement and melt with affection or cuteness.

As he heard a small giggle from the other side of his door, he chuckled and set this drawing on the right side of his desk, where his flowers are.

“Ach pink….vhat am i goin to do vith you?” He asked himself, while cleanin the rest of his quarters.

>>> >>> >>> >>>

All the art belongs to @bindybooo98

Honestly i can not stress it enough that these two are fucking adorable an’ need some more art I’m-

Hope y’all enjoy

Song: Sales-Renee

[bindybooo98]

This is for you guys who ship these two! 💖💕

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

my heart just grew three sizes ow

[headphone-cat]

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao

[animeadult]

i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with

[starsabovethegreywaterfalls]

Ominous positivity hell yeah

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

why the fuck not?

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[thearchiveofcolour]

😡

;-;

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

🤬

bruh what did i DO

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

It worked. A bit too well.

[obviouslypancakes]

Doot me plz D:

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

bet

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

where the fuck is my doot doot

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

OKAY I GOT MY DOOT DOOT

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

Doot doot

IVE BEEN DEAD ON TUMBLR FOR A WHILE BUT

HELLO?????

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

It worked. A bit too well.

[obviouslypancakes]

Doot me plz D:

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

bet

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

where the fuck is my doot doot

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[theewrites-tf2]

After the Comic Series ends…

Give me a Sniper who can’t focus and needs a second to catch his breath, after he spots an enemy sniper reloading between shots.

Give me a Medic who refuses to stand behind anyone, in case they turn around with a gun and a crazed grin.

Give me a Pauling who apologizes almost frantically and profusely after any minor inconvenience.

Give me a Scout that jumps and dissociates at the sight of robotics or androids, and has trouble being near Engie’s mechanical arm.

Give me a Demoman who will wake up in a cold sweat, then go around knocking on everyone’s doors to make sure all are accounted for.

Give me a Spy who’s hands start to tremble and shake, whenever Scout comes back to base with even a speck of blood on his shirt, before snapping at him to go wash his shirt.

Give me a Heavy who almost collapses in a blind panic when he sees someone, anyone go down, and he’s not close enough to stop it.

Give me a Pyro that hugs his teammates a bit longer and tighter than usual.

Give me a Soldier who becomes frantic and paranoid when one of his men is late for roll call.

Give me a Zhanna who stares at her stump for hours at a time, dead silent and eyes blank before Soldier calls her over, and she’s back with her badass prosthetic on.

And give me an Engineer who can’t look his team-mates in the eye. Not even the ones at his height.

[faiyx]

…..team FURtress 2….

[highlandhound-blog]

Reblog if TF2

I want to see how many people are in this goddamn fandom

[heavicislit]

Medics cheekbones look like they could cut a bitch

Also same heavy, we know you want a piece of that

[dumbass-frog-on-a-log]

IM SORR Y  I JUST-- THOSE MCFUCKIN CHEEKBONES AND HEAVY’S F A C E IM DYING

[googleygareth]

What Happens in the RED Spawn Room.

[angry-fandom-mom]

Heavy’s sisters know what’s up lmao

[c0ffeekitten]

A loaf a day makes everything okay