Bex

👁👄👁 I’m the mans worst enemy. Alpha dominant, ego slaying she wolf. Only the strong survive.

[soulorb]

[r10t3r]

[sickpage]

[mindykalings]

[softrosemarybaby]

Tory Lanes <3

[kingparq]

the story so far | heavy gloom

[neovisceral]

im not going to post the context

[hotvampireadjacent]

i think the context is you drew night at the museum characters naked

[dulect]

person: get your license

me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

[lizlybear]

[starlightecstacy]

"Never underestimate the power of writing your feelings down. It can dispel emotional tension. It also shows how powerful words can be. So instead of insulting yourself, tell (or even write) yourself things like 'I am deeply loved.' or 'I love how I look today.' Make this a habit and see how brighter your days will be."

[nintendo-stuff]

[lethargybomb]

[sexhaver]

broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)

woke: slash all four tires because fuck em

bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground

true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person

[whitepeopletwitter]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[redditfront]

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

[super-affection]

[softrosemarybaby]

Do you ever just think you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be and then something happens and your future isn’t your future anymore