No, I don’t want to fall in love.
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@soihelpedhim-blog
No, I don’t want to fall in love.
‘ that’s right, i’ve heard of you. we’ve all heard of you. ‘ ( cred. )
( x. || peccatriix )
❝Uh-uh, ass back in the chair Winchester. I’m not letting you bust your damn stitches open. I swear you hero types can’t sit still for a moment.❞
You told me you’re the man this city needs. I think that’s only half true. I think you’re also the man this city created. For better or worse.
claire temple + sassiest, shadiest, and 100%-done-worthy moments from “Cut Man”
Me @ Claire Temple: (。♥‿♥。)
Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.
✖ OPEN ✖
❝I’m just saying---that’s probably NOT the best idea. But go ahead, what do I know?❞
soihelpedhim:
“That is true, I could be so much worse company,” he laughed with her, finishing his drink and letting a bright grin fall on his face. “Like a soccer mom at a bachelorette party. I much appreciate the support.”
❝Don’t get too cocky, you could always prove yourself to be shit company---there’s still time.❞ A small smile graces her lips as she speaks, laughter escaping her. ❝Hell yeah, remind me and next time I’ll bring a sign with your name on it and everything.❞
♚ ⊰ soihelpedhim. ⊱
‘ — oh, ‘m spec… ‘ a pause, a burp. ‘ spectacu-ular. ’
❝---You sure about that? Maybe you should sit down.❞
‘’ It wasn’t an INSULT – I was merely stating facts. & I came here because my father got a little bit TOO DRUNK. But that other nurse said I’m not allowed to go in yet. So now I’m here talking to you.’’
❝Mhm---facts.❞ She sighed shaking her head at the comment. ❝Lucky me, then.❞ There’s a hint of sarcasm to her tone, the annoyance on her features however? That was clear as day. This was NOT ideally how she’d like to spend her break.
‘’ —- It’s not my fault I was born PRETTY & you weren’t.’’
❝Right—and here I thought I was beauty queen material.❞ Cue a slight rolling of her eyes, ❝Did you come here JUST to insult me..Or did you actually need something?❞
Avoiding Romantic Clichés sentence pack
"Don't say you love me."
"To be honest, the sex isn't that great."
"That saw-each-other-from-across-the-room story is actually a lie, I met him/her on Tinder."
"I don't know how to tell you this so I'm just going to say it.. You're a bad kisser."
"Can I have your number? I'll be honest, I'm betting with a friend about who can get the most in one night. You can even write down a fake one, if you want."
"Don't worry, you're at least a six. Seven in the proper lighting."
"Is it cool if I keep my socks on while we have sex?"
"About that sensual Valentine's Day massage I promised you, they were all out of candles at the store so I just bought some flashlights."
"Bubble baths are actually kind of boring. Plus you're just sitting in your own filth, when you really think about it."
"I know you're trying to be sexy but honestly you're kind of turning me off right now."
"But that's my move! You can't tell me you don't like my move!"
"Wait, can we stop making out for a second? I'm actually really interested in this documentary that just came on."
Anyone want to plot?