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heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

kororobus

...consulting with the tadpole probably

arianiziolek

by Bhaal...

cozyaliensuperstar7

🤣🤣

itsmelmitch:

You know they were the only Black family in the neighborhood and she woulda clocked it 😂 #homealone #MacaulayCulkin #christmas

sufferblr

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

johnny-depplyloveyou

“Gods, I’d pay a king’s ransom for a hot, lavender-scented bath – minstrels serenading as I close my eyes and let the water’s warmth dissolve all woes.” 🛁🫧💜

byjove

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

byjove

qqueenofhades

The US president accuses Leo of being "weak on crime and terrible for foreign policy".

laropasucia

valtsv

bipolar disorder will have you thinking shit like An ill wind blows, and dark stars hang menacingly low in the sky. the omens are not favourable. perhaps i shall remain in this bed of mine as if it were pitiless grave forever [barely 2 hours later] i'm so charged up i could fuck the national power grid and cause a surge blackout

meanbossart

Don't forget to thaw your vampire overnight if you plan on using him tomorrow.

persephoneme

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears