à mon étoile dans le ciel

he/they | 23 | eaten by unknown pasts and futures | header by me

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[leahberman]

sunset serenade

instagram - twitter - website

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

[lilyblisslys]

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[phantoms-lair]

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[cellsdividing]

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[justchillandliveyourlife]

Reblog if Loki army still exists

Hey guys,......Is Loki army dead?

[villainousshakespeare]

Always

[sheris532]

YES

[whispering-about-loki]

[i-am-a-fish]

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

[learlir]

holding my horses

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[rottweilerr]

[thekenobee]

the funniest man on the planet

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past