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the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

#oh?? my god??#among us

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

#text post

egberts

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

#text post

crimsonclad

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

#misc

miqotegirl

All hail the Qurupeco

#monster hunter #qurupeco

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

#art #comic #spider

blackpyrefly

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

Alright! The iconic Rathian, the queen, is finally done! Took me a hot minute for all kinds of reasons.

Next up is the first Elder Dragon of the project, and maybe it being the Eater of Elders is somehow fitting.

#monster hunter #rathian #needlecraft #cross stitch

maemaybe

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

#text post

unidentifiedspoon

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

#screaming crying throwing up #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #asshole research transport #murderbot & art

glassymint

#fire emblem #byleth eisner

vals-lente

Imagine you're stumbling home one night after a party. Your shoes are missing, your purse is slung around your neck, and your phone has a crack in it. You've had a great time. You'll definitely be paying the price tomorrow, but right now the air is cool, and you're singing on top of your lungs in the middle of your neighborhood street. That's when you spot the creature at the curb, gnawing on a fast food wrapper. You pause and squint, wondering if you're hallucinating.

"Hey, you can't eat that!" You shout.

The creature lifts its head; ghostly eyes reflect the streetlights. It should scare the shit out of you, but you're drunk and it's furry and soft-looking, which makes it a friend.

"Awww, did your owner abandon you?" You coo, walking over with your arms outstretched. "C'mere, puppy!"

It's definitely not the size of a puppy, nor does it look like one. But you're too tipsy to notice. You sling your arms around it and bury your nose in its fur.

"Warm," you mumble.

You wake up the next morning in your bed to find a huge werewolf sprawled on top of you, purring. Where on earth did it come from, and why is it calling you "owner"?

#WOO #fiction #text post #werewolf