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indie oc. penned by kit. remade november 2016.

[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

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[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

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[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

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[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

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[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

I’VE MOVED!!! FIND ME HERE

[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

I’VE MOVED!!! FIND ME HERE

[soldiercn-a]

indie fandomless oc penned by kit.

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[soldiercn-a]

♦ – ( @alamortful // starter call. )

                       The moon shone down on the dark streets, casting light on the left over rain on the ground. A beautiful display, Ashley thought. It was a bit of nature’s natural art. Ripples distort the image as a foot comes down on the puddle, pulling Ashley’s attention away from the ground. He looks up, apathetically, at the interrupter. “ Your shoes are going to get wet if you walk in puddles. There’s perfectly fine, dry sidewalk. Lest you enjoy soggy socks. ” He pauses, giving a small shrug. “ To each their own. ” 

[soldiercn-a]

rooster teeth sentence starters.

❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞

❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞

❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞

❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞

❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞

❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞

❝ you promised me a death. ❞

❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞

❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞

❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞

❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞

❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞

❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞

❝ do babies float? ❞

❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞

❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞

❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞

❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞

❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞

❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞

❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞

❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞

❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞

❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞

❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞

❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞

❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞

❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞

❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞

❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞

[augustgetawaycar-deactivated202]

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[bluesteelstan]

“The way that the [Winter Soldier] looks in the comic books and in the costume, you know, it’s just so… it’s such a strong presence that I feel like sometimes all you gotta do is just stare. You just stare. You do the, you know, a Zoolander stare and you’re good.”

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

[itmeanshcpe-blog]

veilled :

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[soldiercn-a]

vigiilantem:

   “I’d say the same, but,”  He gestured up to his glasses then he let out a gentle chuckle. He fiddled briefly with his cane and folded it so he didn’t have to keep it pulled in to his chest. He put it in his suit pocket.  “What’re you doing back here? I was under the impression you wasn’t enjoying your stay last time.”

                   Ashley let out a hum of recognition towards Matt’s joke, though he doesn’t offer much else. While he’s in a better mood than the last time they met, he’s still just as awkward. ❝  Vacation. I suppose I like it better than other places I’ve been. I guess I kind of just give off that impression anywhere I go. Bad habit. ❞ He finishes the statement with a shrug.  ❝ There was a book store I really liked last time I came here -- thought I’d go back. They had a good poetry section. ❞

[julesryley-blog]

won’t you spare me over till another year? / original character jules ryley. written by allison.

[soldiercn-a]

lepuscor:

        “Fuck, man, yeah! Get wasted! I don’t have a present right now but I can give you my shirt. The one I’m wearing right now. Is that okay?”

               ❝ Uh, no thanks. I was thinking maybe I could just get a treat and do something relaxing. Getting wasted certainly doesn’t fall within those lines. And you can keep your shirt -- I don’t think we’re the same size. ❞

[soldiercn-a]

                ❝ It’s my birthday. Do you think I should splurge and treat myself to a package of cookies? ❞

[anastasiatasou]