SOLDIER Social Media and Shitposts @soldiersocialmedia - Tumblr Blog

Just somewhere to post social media shenanigans from the SOLDIER floor! Also includes shitposts and shenanigans! Curated by Maxie.

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Some bullet points on the SOLDIER Social Media Cinematic Universe

Tags:

#soldier social media - main tag for all SOLDIER social media posts

#soldier social media after dark - for the spicier posts

#not soldier social media - anything that isn't related to SOLDIER social media

#the curator speaks - word from the curator

#ask the curator - answered asks tag

Characters are tagged as they appear

Games are also tagged too

#pinned post

♦ for Genesis?

headcanon prompts | @foreststarflaime

Quirks and hobbies that Genesis has? Well, I have a few.

QUIRKS:

He does not care for 'gendered' clothes and when he's not in uniform he will absolutely wear a dress.

His eyeliner is sharp enough to kill a man.

He's got a light dusting of freckles on his nose.

HOBBIES:

He's really into history. He's definitely a history nerd.

He's terrible at baking, which is why he leaves it to Angeal.

He frequents stage productions at the Sector 8 theatre.

#answered #foreststarflaime #headcanons #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii crisis core #the curator speaks #not soldier social media

What is Genesis saying to Zack? Wrong answers only!

#not soldier social media #final fantasy vii crisis core #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #final fantasy vii remake #mods are fun

rocketcandycouture

Headcanon meme~

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon. Yes. Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

#ask prompts #do this

#soldier social media #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy vii crisis core #final fantasy vii #zack fair

(feel free to follow on Bluesky for more real-time updates!)

#soldier social media #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii crisis core

Some more shots of Genesis being undeniably gorgeous in FFVIIR :)

#not soldier social media #final fantasy vii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy vii remake

you’re back! I’m so glad you’re here again!!! ♥️♥️♥️

Awww! I'm trying to post some sort of semi-regular update thing haha

#answered #spilledquinoa #not soldier social media #the curator speaks

So I downloaded the mod that replaces Sephiroth with Genesis for FFVIIR and it is GLORIOUS.

#not soldier social media #final fantasy vii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #these shots were just PEAK GENESIS tbqh

rosy-crow

Seph’s new stick-weapon is pretty gnarly ngl

rosy-crow

I’m just glad they’re branching out with his weapons

rosy-crow

Really feel like he’s gonna uproot his strongest enemies with that thing

rosy-crow

Rip Glenn Logbrok you should have stuck with Miniroth. Both of you should have been at the club.

sephirthoughts

no more tree puns just leave

OH NO IT'S SPREADING

rosy-crow

Hey it’s fine it helps spruce up this place

rottenpumpkin13

I log on and see this? leaf the puns to the expert @salternateunreality2

salternateunreality2

Everypun is welcome, no need to bark at top-tree puns!

Plant that idea in your mind: a whole forest of pun friends! I count at least tree here today.

Man, this weapon is going to leave some deep-rooted memories for Miniroth. Sorry, makes me sappy to think of him having fun 🥹

miss-midnightt

Miniroth really decided to stick to nature this time. I bet it’s cuz his twiggy lil arms can’t hold a proper sword.

salternateunreality2

He's so little it really chlorophylls his mini hands ❤️

rosy-crow

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THAT’S ENOUGH PUNITIVE DAMAGE DONE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH ACORNY THREAD

rottenpumpkin13

what a treemendous mess.

soldiersocialmedia

Fir real, that's enough tree puns. Maybe it's time to log off.

#not soldier social media

hey, are you doing okay? I haven't seen any of your posts recently, I really hope you've been well, love you so much!! ♥️

Hey, thanks for checking in! I've been alive, just been busy elsewhere is all! :)

Haven't had any huge idea sparks as of late so that's why it's been a tad dead over here oops ^^;

#answered #spilledquinoa #ask the curator #not soldier social media

soldiersocialmedia

I guess this kind of is SOLDIER social media but I did end up making an account on Bluesky that will basically function as Genesis' social media feed. So if you want to see real-time Unhinged Genesisposting™ here you go!

The Crimson Commander. SOLDIER First Class. You know who I am. Opinions posted here do not reflect anything by Shinra. [ Parody account | N

soldiersocialmedia

If people want to become part of this lil SOLDIER social media circle then feel free to inbox me and I can toss you an invite code when I get one!

Because it'd be fun to have other people involved too :3

#the curator speaks

soldiersocialmedia

#queued

I guess this kind of is SOLDIER social media but I did end up making an account on Bluesky that will basically function as Genesis' social media feed. So if you want to see real-time Unhinged Genesisposting™ here you go!

The Crimson Commander. SOLDIER First Class. You know who I am. Opinions posted here do not reflect anything by Shinra. [ Parody account | N

#the curator speaks