Jasmescudi

Jasmine.22. // NYC to Buffalo // Pharmacy

[with-practice]

[te-amo-corazon]

WHO DID THIS

[exiled-princess]

Niggas off the wake up

[sinfulbbw]

😂😂

[bigblk77-blog]

LMAO!!!😂😂😂

[solopuravida]

😂🤣

[ruinedchildhood]

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[slaughterhousefive]

Surrealist girls make do

[keeyawnuh]

SEND ME SOME ASKS GODAMMIT.

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[cxundrum]

[monsieurmohammed-deactivated202]

❤️

[fomysquad]

Chance The Rapper. Juke Jam. Tiny Desk.

I support his politics and actions BUT THIS 👆🏾 is just incredible OMG

And no white boy needed in this joint #BlackExcellence

[shiftedperspective7-blog]

Spray paint.

[solopuravida]

7.3.17

I had a really bad episode that night. These photos are pretty inaccurate.

I think my sadness is becoming annoying. This is not good

[baetology]

my pussy got dust and cobwebs on it 

[flaming-onigiri-deactivated2016]

My pussy dead be howling at the moon at night.

[baetology]

my pussy is in an antique shop

[flaming-onigiri-deactivated2016]

My pussy be like “ain’t nobody comin to see you Otis” everytime I’m tempted to shave

[dreadinny]

Why the Hell am I jerkin my dick when all this lonely pussy out here?

[baetology]

you jerkin ya dick because you ugly as fuck which is also the reason why i would never let you even smell my old panties pleigh boi

[baetology]

@hennynut lmao

[thahalfrican]

his grandkids gon feel this L

[clarknokent]

[03211963]

Let me give some y'all females some of this good dick

[baetology]

so you just gon go ahead with this anyway….?

[spoonmeb]

😂

[justanotherkiddreamin-deactivat]

I don’t wanna get flamed like the thirsty brothers above me, so I ain’t gone say too much, but I’m available. And I’m handsome as fuck. And kinda almost a genius.

[baetology]

I just looked at your icon. That’s a lie.

[justanotherkiddreamin-deactivat]

You mean the icon with my phone covering my face? Try again, queen. 

[baetology]

1. You changed your icon. 2. This is even worse. My statement still stands.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

[purplelittlemermaid]

This is just…. Nooooooo

[greyisunavailable]

90% of ua aint shit

[cocoaskint]

Lmfaooooo

[highmelalanin]

My god 😂😂😂

[soulfullynostalgic]

the post that keeps on giving

[longlivefise]

💀💀💀

[queenwzrd]

I’m fucking screaming lmfao

[slimthuggaa-withafro]

Oh my gawddddddd

[doubledoseofdopamine]

That nigga has (had? ) the confidence of a mediocre white man.

[gleaux]

Yoo I’m fucking weakkkkkk son 😭😭😭

[longlivefise]

I’m still crying over this 😭😭 he brought the nips out and everything, but still wasn’t enough💀⚰

[versacedurag-deactivated2017010]

I can’t believe this post got better 😂

[figsensei]

😂😂😂This why they pussy got spiders and all types of creatures in it just so sad….💀

[baetology]

you dont want to do this

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[onlyblackgirl]

Every time I see this post there one more nigga who played themselves.

[cori03]

Where the niggas that this pussy is waiting for?! 😂

[shawnthreetimes]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[oldtheawkwardgent]

Where the lotion at, pussy ain’t worth my confidence 😢

[chadvally]

ANOTHER ONE FOR THE TUMBLR HISTORY BOOKS

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

Lmao. Bruh…. delete this entire thing.

[dancingsosleazy]

Please

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

y'all really gotta love ya damn self mane lmao

[theshootyourshotcoach]

All I’m seeing is ….

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

How long has this post been going on and why is this my first time seeing it 😂😂😂

[di-zzzy]

niggas scared to shoot they shot now like

[thephatbrat]

but my question is why is she trying to sit up here and clown men like she’s the baddest of them all?? 🤔🤔

[baetology]

you dont want to do this.

[jaxuhmillion]

[veetwotimes]

this is hilarious 😂

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

Lordt I’m CRINEEE

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Y'all still on this?

[90sdefect]

This shit will always be hilarious.

[solopuravida]

Your girl is depressed af.

Whyyyyyy

[listenthinkshutup-blog]

Back at it again

[solopuravida]

Aleve makes me better

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

so much pain in this

[the-afro-argonaut]

Some nonblack person is gonna be like “this is child abuse!¡!!!¡”

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

^^

[solopuravida]

Q

[brooklynn-ayee-blog]

[chrissongzzz]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmao the fuck happened?

[itsagifnotagif]

Ded

[starvingprettyana]

“Are you trying to kill yourself?!” “Yes and no. I want to be skinny but which ever comes first.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

If they found oil on the moon, someone would be there by the end of the year.

[solopuravida]

Today. They'd be there today