MAN-EATER

What's the point if you don't beat anybody? [dep. re4 ada wong]

[soltansea]

Just like that, I’m single again.

[soltansea]

I’m going to stream Faster, Pussycat! sometime very soon, even if my darling husband doesn’t watch it because he hates black and white movies. The rest of you will have to join me.

[soltansea]

This makes me feel violent because not only is that among the worst cult films ever, it is blatantly ignoring that the most important cult film ever is actually Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and it’s disgusting that anyone would waste the title of “most legendary LGBT leading role/villain in a cult classic” on Tim Curry’s transphobic caricature when Varla is right there.

[gunsdude]

We’re so young But we’re probably gonna die 😇👼

[soltansea]

Ugh. I wish I could force people to watch my favorite movie, but my darling husband doesn’t like black and white movies and I’m not sure how watchable it is to a person who isn’t my exact brand of mentally ill.

[soltansea]

He humors me.

[soltansea]

What a time to be alive. How lovely to be young. I might play a game of Russian roulette by taking a dose of arsenic at the exact LD50 for my precise weight.

[soltansea]

Oh, it’s time to watch Youtube videos about drama I only partially care about.

[gunsdude]

Yes I'm a spoiled husband. But not yours. I'm property of a freaking awesome wife. She was born in [redacted]. She's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes. Don't flirt with me. If you can read this you're already too close. Yes she bought me this shirt

[soltansea]

Shut up I hate you.

[soltansea]

Thinking about the time Leon was asked what his favorite movie was and he just named two movies he’d seen for the first time with me.

[gunsdude]

Ada and I are watching the uhmmm. Theeee. Uhhh. Nightmare on Elm St. remake.

[gunsdude]

^_^ Only if you aren’t buuuuuusy.

[soltansea]

Leon says homophobic things but then turns around to make me watch the Nightmare on Elm Street remake with him (featuring gay icon Freddy Kreuger).

[soltansea]

Leon bit me.

[soltansea]

Leon did these for me. :)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

that kinnie who pretended to be drunk on ketchup

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

[gunsdude]

I’m NOT horny. I don’t get horny actually.