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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

#thanks to computation efforts the gneep gnorp population is now able to be calculated and projected far into the future ensuring that #we can keep a pulse on their numbers and guarantee that they hit the minimum viable population size forever :)

steelydanyaoi

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

sofietrophied

argentina this is… really embarrassing for you

noah-wyles

FUCKING GET IN!!!!

noah-wyles

this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang

#when it came on for me it was 20 14 and 0 0 like come on man be serious. why are you even on the field.#argentina allergic to possession and allergic to shooting

chiarrara

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

fantashic

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

#ds9 #yeah.

badkidsjokes

nok nok whos their spargus

#this blog is a gold mine

woman-becomer

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

#queuwu

lady-of-vitreous-sight

an important thing to understand is that refusing to escalate a relationship or directly communicate romantic feelings because you're desperately afraid of being thrown away is homura behavior so it's fine

#aizere #!!! <3333333 and ilya of course #queuwu #aizere tag

marsdemo

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

#queuwu

valtsv

6', 36' with the tail of the great serpent that forms the lower half of my body

valtsv

first photo on my dating profile is a head and shoulders shot of me smiling at the beach and the next eight are just an unending column of smooth iridescent scales

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