all of the things

Possibly the oldest human on Tumblr. Phoenix, Arizona. Queer AF.

[imstuckinarut-astrology-deactiv]

Earthy people aren’t good at filling the spaces in conversation, speaking when they need to and often staying quiet when they don’t. This can give the illusion of shyness, which can be true at first, but there is usually an underlying confidence too, a weightiness and conviction in each thing they do or say. Virgo in particular can express their Mercurial nature with a witty and fast moving conversation, but still, there is a deliberate quality to their words, not just something to fill the silence.

[somebodysfetish]

Morning shoulder snugs with Ellie.

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[yetimati]

…And nobody thought to post other “branchs” of this chain? Yes, it’s ‘branchS’, plural, because apparently we also have these:

Bit wonky, but I painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan.

Bit shitty, but I painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted the lady who painted the swan

I painted u/color_on_a_page who painted u/Shitty_WaterColour who painted the woman who painted the woman who painted the guy who painted someone’s mom who painted a swan

Oh well, here’s yet another layer

Another branch, starting from the girl with the white background:

Took an hour or so but I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

I didn’t like how reddit treated the iPad guy so I painted the guy that painted the girl that who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom on my iPad.

Continue from OP’s branch:

I haven’t painted in two years and I’m glad for the inspiration!!

A painting of the guy who hasn’t painted in years painting the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the other girl who painted the guy who painted the other guys mom

Same ‘level’ as the one above:

Usually lurking but not today…plaid was a great challenge!

Continue! With a cat!

We painted the guy that painted the other guy who hadn’t painted in 2 years who painted the other guy who painted the girl that painted the guy who painted the girl that painted the guy that painted some guy’s mother who painted a swan whilst making them all an NPC in the process

Honorary mentioned:

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!!!

And finally, The Great Family Tree (some branch is not in the picture, pls click the link below for the full list:

This seems necessary…

https://nubleh.github.io/i_painted/

[valadilenne]

And then the Egret Mom needs to paint it, bringing it all full circle, creating a reality within reality

Egret Mom Painting Cinematic Universe

[somebodysfetish]

I got my cat a denim vest, and now my life has reached its zenith. 

[somebodysfetish]

Upate. He got some flair.

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Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett from Anne Hathaway’s instagram 

[somebodysfetish]

I got my cat a denim vest, and now my life has reached its zenith. 

[spaceheaddebnam]

lesbian culture is not watching a show but knowing exactly what’s happening to the lesbian ship because of tumblr and twitter

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

Top post: Luke Skywalker Bottom post: Leia Organa

[somebodysfetish]

Top post: Libra Bottom post: Scorpio

[thezodiacvibes]

Read more about your Zodiac sign

[somebodysfetish]

When you’re freshly shorn and find the good light

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[mermaidastrology]

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?…Was ever anything so civil?.

Anthony Trollope 

Virgo Quotes

(via

mermaidastrology

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[dreadpiratekhan]

A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

Maud Wagner, the first well-known female tattoo artist in the U.S. [1907]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, standing next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to take humanity to the moon. [1969]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]   (freakin’ immaculate)

[dreadpiratekhan]

Now with more awesomesauce!

Female pilots leaving their B-17, “Pistol Packin’ Mama” [c. 1941 - 1945]

The first basketball team from Smith college. [1902]

Filipino guerilla, Captain Nieves Fernandez, shows a US soldier how she killed Japanese soldiers during the occupation. [1944]

Afghani medical students. [1962]   (man, screw fundamentalism.)

A British sergeant training members of the ‘mum’s army’ Women’s Home Defence Corps during the Battle of Britain. [1940]

and just to wrap up…

Nina Simone, one of the most talented vocalists of the 20th century.

[mikkeneko]

Women have always been there. remember whenever a Serious Historical Movie is made showing Serious Historical Things that include only a parade of unbroken men, that is a deliberate filmmaking choice.

[twitterlols]

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just as porn creates false expectatives about sex, romantic movies do too about relationships.

[naturaekos]

“Kindness begins with the understanding that we all struggle.”

Charles Glassman (via naturaekos)