Chaotic Idiot

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[somedumbcrackhead]

Me talking about my day:

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Me talking about your mom:

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[somedumbcrackhead]

Imagine your OTP

Person A gets on the bus to go to school, they do their normal school routine and then get on the buses to go home. Person A is waiting for their stop and listening to their music and some sudden change, to the beat of their music, happens but they think nothing of it. Person A sees their stop coming up so they get ready. The bus comes to a stop and Person A gets up to get off the bus but they don’t notice another person gets up as well and gets off at the same stop. Person A walks to their front door and hears a quiet, “who the hell are you and why are you at my house?” And so person A turns around and Person B is standing there(Person A doesn’t know Person B) Person A says “Um.. This is my house? Not yours?” As they pull the key from their pocket, which totally freaks out Person B. Person B says, “Woah are you stalking me? How’d you even get the key to my house?” So Person A gives Person B a “really” look as the unlock the door and say, “See look, it’s my house—“ But everything is different.