Hello Pals

Have a great day! Enjoy my subpar sense of humor

[somegirlwithalaptop]

My 10 month old puppy needed an expensive surgery and I’m trying to raise funds to help

[somegirlwithalaptop]

HELLLLOOOOO! My puppy Lilo had to undergo surgery and since I’m in college it’s a little hard to afford. So I made a gofundme!! https://www.gofundme.com/lilo-the-dogs-surgery feel free to ask questions but the link explains most of it!!

[weavemama]

CHRISSY OMFG

[lilytad]

D👏🏼R👏🏼A👏🏼G👏🏼G👏🏼E👏🏼D👏🏼

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[buzzfeed]

Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like

[socialnetworkhell]

Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow

Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

[villagebaby]

why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick? because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.

[highkeygay]

me

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[dutchstore]

White people by Smosh

[itsmikuisa]

OK but why is this so relatable? Why are you always smiling like that??

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

i hate this. im going to think about this everytime i do this now. its like that fucking white people running across the road post im so pissed.

[manylifehacks-deactivated201503]

iHop’s wifi password is pancake1 pass it on

[manifest-as-shrubbery-deactivat]

Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[geekandsundry]

other than that, it’s pretty timeless

[sunfortune]

captain america: civil war

bucky:

steve: 

tony: 

x

[goodenoughforjazz]

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

[berries-archive]

Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed

me: 

is a teenager

is living life and having fun

is bothering no one

hasn’t had 3 failed marriages

didn’t ask, martha