some help.

this blog is run by a group of friends in toronto, ontario, in grade nine. we were in a class that travelled together for a year back in grade 7. we were the best class, ever. we have tons of inside jokes. we've had bad times and good times. we keep an email chain called "some help," which has over four thousand messages. daniel, robertson, maureen, carol, angel, eilish, cole, katie, yael, kevin, claire (left last year), maxwell, christina, sabrina, and alec.

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happ-y:

funded-rebels:

Benjamin mansion on St. Charles Avenue, in New Orleans, Louisiana 

Happ-y: why has someone posted a picture of my house,.

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I am one of the cool kids.

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It was off tune. Mostly because of Ethan though.

Sabrina GE

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That is what llama/walrus hybrids do. They smile strangely and run backwards endlessly to beautiful music.

 Cole Jackes I

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maureengill:

I was thirsty this weekend, so I walked into the Metro at Bloor and Roberts street.

A normal bottle of water was $1.85, but one of those gigantic jugs of water, you know the ones that you put on top of those fountains that you can pour water out of in a cup or something? It must...

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Does anyone even like bing? lol i've never met someone who does.

Robertson

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adding on to maureen's post,

Once upon a time in f1c (our grade 7 class), there was also Robertson and Angel Cai (the former's last name is unimportant). And unfortunately, their names don't really go together as well as the real people.

Some abhorrent puns:

Acai berry juice. (notice "acai" vs. "açaí", which is what it is really supposed to be)

Angel food cake

Angel hair spaghetti 

Pirates say "AR!"

to Maureen: please add more

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now an old topic has revived. that is, claniel.

i have to admit, it's a clever couple name. it's claire and daniel combined, but cl looks like the d in daniel... so i have to give the coinage credit. (Katie McKenna actually coined this first :O -Swab)

and then the puns started.

washington DC

daniel loving the italian pastry.... eclaires.

going to St. Clair(e) stationy

CCing on emails...

being clairvoyant

playing the clarinet

yep. despite the fact that everyone who goes to our school has to have an SSAT percentile of like over 95% and they have to be extremely smart, they come up with pretty lame daniel/claire puns. especially the St Clair station one.

and have you noticed that all of these puns are really about claire? that's because claire never liked daniel, or so she claimed on those ttc rides.

this was two years ago, and those ttc rides are a completely different story that we will talk about another time.

bye for now,

MG

(we also have some pretty solid proof that daniel liked claire. -Swab)

(What. - MG)

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Hi swab :)

Of course I'll help you. it takes a couple of days to get used to tumblr, but then you'll love it/ get addicted.

follow meeee!  www.maureengill.tumblr.com  if you want to ask me a question go to www.maureengill.tumblr.com/ask

you're so cool. also eventually we will add one more Some Help contributer per week:)

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I am so confused

Maureen please help me :(

i feel lost in this big world

-Swab