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[someone--stupid]

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an extremely uncomplicated situation chapter 6/15

Under normal circumstances, Chloe loved spring break.

She loved coming back to her parents' house and spending time with her family. Being away from them for any amount of time had always been hard for her.

She loved her mom's baking and her dad's Carolina barbecue. She loved her big brother—dispite his complaints—always finding time to visit as much as possible while she was in town. She loved her childhood dog, Lucky, who, at the ripe age of nine, still managed to get the slowest zoomies she had ever seen every time she walked through the front door.

As it stood, however, almost nothing since Beca's birthday fell under the category of "normal circumstances".

[someone--stupid]

I just read all your bechloe fics this week omg they are soooooo good. I just wanted to let you know :)

omg wow, thank you so much!! it means a lot that you took the time say something, i really appreciate it!! :)

[someone--stupid]

fyi im never getting over or enough of your bechloe writing

ahhh thank you so much!

i’ve actually written more this past month since re-watching pitch perfect than i have in the past year so HOPEFULLY i’ll be able to have something new for you soon!

[someone--stupid]

guys the amount of eye contact there was during The Shower Scene is actually insane btw

[beca-mitchell]

permeate my ego and my pride (i wanna love me the way that you love me) (1/1)

Summary: This is the kind of lifetime achievement that most people could only dream of getting, and tonight, Beca Mitchell gets everything: Chloe Beale, practically on her knees for her—flushed and willing to do whatever she wants. 

Oh, and her lifetime achievement Grammy Award, of course.

Rated M/E for the most minimal plot and the most...sexy words.

word count: 9,122

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Dear Beca Mitchell,

It is the Recording Academy’s honor to invite you to this year’s Grammy Award ceremony to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award. 

This is one of the Academy’s Special Merit awards, presented by vote of the Recording Academy's National Trustees to performers who, during their lifetimes, have made creative contributions of outstanding artistic significance to the field of recording. In particular, the Academy’s trustees would like to recognize your contributions to production, recording, and vocal artistry over the past decade. Your dedication to music has elevated the craft and for that, the Academy is incredibly and eternally grateful. 

Enclosed, you will find further details about your attendance, your allotted plus-ones, and your transportation instructions.

The ceremony is…

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[someone--stupid]

I've been going through most of your fic these last few days too! Always good stuff! Rereads are a good time🩵

omg thank you so much! i feel like a broken record, but it really means a lot to hear that! i’m glad you think my stuff is good enough for a reread 😎

[someone--stupid]

Dude!! I just wanted to say I’ve binged all your Bechloe stuff within the past like four days and it’s the tits. You’re awesome!!!

🥹🥹 omg thank you so much!! this honestly means so much, im really happy to hear that you liked my fics! hopefully there should be more for you to read in a timely matter 😎

[someone--stupid]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39593091/chapters/161323237

an extremely uncomplicated situation chapter 5/?

“Do you think they’re gonna come looking for us?”

“Doubt it,” Chloe replied, her answer barely a gasp against Beca’s lips as she walked them backwards towards her bed. “They’re too busy trying to get Aubrey drunk.”

Beca slid her flannel down her arms and Chloe fought as long as she could to keep her eyes from trailing down the length of Beca’s body in the sinfully tight tank top she was left in. Her resolve didn't last very long at all.

The sound of Beca’s voice was the only thing that could have pulled Chloe out of her trance. “Didn’t you literally tell me earlier today we weren’t allowed to drink too much because we have to be ready for Semi-Finals tomorrow?”

“Do you really want to stop?” Chloe asked. Her tone was teasing, but she was prepared to stop if Beca gave any indication that was what she wanted. However, the only response Beca gave was in grabbing the hem of Chloe’s sweater to pull it over her head and drop it to the floor, leaving her in just the bra that did her the most favors.

“Thought so,” Chloe said with a sly smile, reaching to grab Beca’s hips.

“Shut up,” Beca muttered under her breath, and before Chloe could think of a comeback, she was shoved onto her bed.

[someone--stupid]

you.

me 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘

[beca-mitchell]

sorry but im gonna need them to star in a rom-com...how does a candid photo just look like it's right out of a romantic comedy?? i had to make these

[inferno-ontherocks]

What it looks like: I've abandoned my fic

What's actually happening: It consumes my thoughts every single day. The urge to write gets stronger but my putty brain just. won't. let. it. happen.

[someone--stupid]

Are you still there?? Your fics are so good ^.^

lol yeah i’m still here, just depressed!

i’m glad to hear you like my fics though :D i have been slowly working on the next chapter of ‘an extremely uncomplicated situation” for the past couple of months, so that should be out at some point in the indeterminable future!

[thestalwartheart]

I love it when people take fic writing seriously. I love when it's not 'Here's this dumb thing I wrote' and instead it's 'Here's this thing I put blood, sweat and tears into. Here's this thing I slaved away at, trying new writing techniques and editing over and over. Here's this dialogue that kept me awake at night. Here's this beautiful turn of phrase I thought up. Here's this thing that I wrote with vulnerability and heart, and I am proud to share it with you.'

[wvterways]

actually u r so young and have so much to live for and experience and that lil voice in your head saying ur behind in life is a liar !!! there is no ‘behind’ as life is a continuous journey. how can u be behind in something that is so magical?

[beca-mitchell]

the system's breaking down (i think there’s been a glitch) (1/1)

Summary: PP2, but an AU where Beca already knows Chloe has experimented plenty and Chloe is shocked by this revelation. Basically a rewrite of the retreat scene. from @bobby-lynnes-bra: i always thought it would be funny if beca responded to the experimentation comment with “chloe what are you talking about, you’ve slept with multiple women in college already”

Word Count: 2578

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It’s not Chloe’s brightest idea but it’s…convenient that she and Beca are quite literally being forced to speak to each other in this cramped, confined space. And besides, Chloe is surrounded by the people she loves most (and the woman she’s most in love with) in the world. What could go wrong?

After Beca’s hasty refusal of Chloe’s generous backrub, Chloe changes tactics. She can hear Aubrey’s voice in her head already, calling her desperate, but she kind of is. She feels, simultaneously, that Beca is drifting away in more ways than one and with the end of the semester looming in a mildly horrific proximity, Chloe has run out of options.

She will make sure Beca knows, at least at a very base level, that Chloe wants to kiss her so very badly. She hasn’t thought of much else past this.

“You know Beca, we’re very close, but I think that this retreat is really gonna let us discover everything about each other.” 

“Is that right?”

“You know…one of my biggest regrets is that I didn’t do enough experimenting in college.”

Beca’s nose crinkles. “You’re so weird. What are you talking about? What about all those girls you slept with in my sophomore year? And that one hookup that kept coming back last year.” 

The air whooshes out of Chloe’s lungs at that revelation. “Wait, you know about all that?” 

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[beca-mitchell]

insp

[someone--stupid]

hi

hi (in a cool way) 😎