im the cutie angel sitting on your shoulder except instead of telling you to do good deeds (which you should still do) i just tell you to jerk off. and drink water. and do your best. but mostly jerk off
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im the cutie angel sitting on your shoulder except instead of telling you to do good deeds (which you should still do) i just tell you to jerk off. and drink water. and do your best. but mostly jerk off
one tells truths, one lies
waking up horny, turning to see him beside you fully unconscious and fully erect.....
Picnic?
heaven is watching a girls legs shake while she's cumming for you
if you’re already cumming down her throat, you might as well relieve yourself too 😋 use a cunt’s mouth as a toilet!!!
soaking in sun / patreon
Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”
Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts
You folks get me
She doesn't want sex all the time. Sometimes she just craves pain to calm her demons. Sometimes it's all about grabbing her hair and pulling it hard to remind her that she belong to me. Sometimes it's just a hand around the neck to remind her to focus on breath and slow down. Sometime it's just pinning down the hand and showing you are safe with me. Sometimes it's just tight slaps around her ass and titts to reboot her overwhelmed mental system.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM