Random Somebody

I'm a super cool video gamer

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Wow these posts are hot shit.

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Poop

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Hello to all the hot babes I've taken to bone town in the past OF WHICH THERE ARE A TON

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What do you call a crying woman?

Una senllora.

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My restaurant got married, now I have a restauruncle.

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Oh to be a random Tumblr user, shouting nonsense into a black abyss just wishing for someone to hear them in a fit of inspiration.

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2022 bogos binted be like:

"Hey I was gonna ask if you got your photos minted"

"Bogos binted?"

"No like as an NFT"

"What?"

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Winston Churchill shirt

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I want a shirt with Winston Churchill on it in shudder shades with impact font on the bottom that says "Churchilling" (Is this how I Tumblr?)

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Winston Churchill shirt

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Gonna make a burger place that just looks like a plain reception room with obscene wait times and call it "burgatory"

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Consider for just but a moment: *bones rattle*

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You know truckers have a saying that goes, "You're either a diesel drinker or a gas gobbler" and I think that's beautiful.

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Shoutout to cheesebot, they're a real one ✊✊✊