Boom Goes the Dynamite Boom Baby I Said BOOM

Hai hai. It's Pie Pie! How are y'all? Good? Goooood. If any of my followers are depressed or sad or just wanna rant, feel free to RELEASE YOUR RAGE ON MY INBOX cause maybe I can relate! Oh!! And I, myself, may rant so yeah!! You can visit my RP blog of you want. I suck tho. Haha. Yeah feel free to search for the-misunderstood-butterfly. Maybe we can RP there. Or maybe do that cent RP thing! It's open for anyone! Okay thanks for passing by by!! I hart hart y'all!! --- That intro was gay as fuck Like me ',:^) Current Mood: Idk anymooooore

[geekandmisandry]

My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.

He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?

Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!

[geekandmisandry]

Update:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!

Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!

[geekandmisandry]

Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

Holy shit I haven't been in this account in a long time????

Okay so if I completely forget about this account, that prolly means I'm in my other blogs?? Follow one of them uh uh named @rambling-sophie-kicks-ass where I shitpost, rant, and reblog. Okay almost the same shit I do in this blog-- Anyway tyyyy

[askadisneycharacter-deactivated]

Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

A dress is not a weakness.

[princess-kidatheart17]

[frozen-force-leia]

all of this

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

nEW OCS THANKS TO AN IDEA I HAD THESE PATOOTS CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP THEY ARE SIBLINGS

THE BROTHER IS CORBIN AND THE GIRL IS EKAITZ (E-KETZ) AND THEY PROTECT THE SAID GATES THEY ARE ALMOST PURE BUT NO THEY ARE ALSO NOT PURE OKAY

[roseyfizzle]

@kennyandy @someonewholovesbaconpancakes (I actually drew likes like a few days ago but at least I got to post it now!)<br> <br> This is the older version of one of my characters Beatrix,the eldest daughter of Bernice and..Hm,Let’s put up the father into a /very temporary/ secret,don’t we guys?<br> <br> She’s the oldest among her three siblings and a student of Miki and Julia and has that boyish but kinda awkward around a certain someone type of attitude! I might draw and post the other siblings so stay tuned!<br> <br> Miki and Julia belongs to @someonewholovesbaconpancakes

[nicktoonsunite]

oh boy, you broke Tord. Now who's gonna fix him??

hes too far gone

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

Affection just makes it worse Tom dON'T STOP

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

“tell the class a little about yourself”

[roseyfizzle]

Me tbh

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

"""""""A little""""""

[roseyfizzle]

You posted 6 post of Tord today are you okay-

i aM TOTALLY FINE-(iamafuckingotrdtrashokay)

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

She's really Tord trash that she was scrolling through her pictures one day and someone asked if Tord was her boyfriend

[xpastel-nightmarex]

~

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

@bidemibear

[roseyfizzle]

great now i feel like crying okay just. congrats self. i just messed up the good moment today lma

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

SHIT FUCK IS THIS BECAUSE I SAID TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TOPIC NO DON'T TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY OMG I JUST DIDNT LIKE WHERE IT WAS GOING I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO A RANT AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF I RANT

[angstmemes]

circus freak starters

“Why’d I let you free? You’re my favourite act.” “You okay in there? That collar looks awfully tight.” “Hold on, I will come back for you tonight. I won’t let them use you like this.” “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to the cage soon.” “You have nothing to worry about, my dear, everyone will love you tonight.” “First performances are very exciting, I know, but that doesn’t give you the right to misbehave like this.” “You’re just nervous because you’re new, they all are in the first few weeks.” “What are you doing in a cage… this is inhumane.” “Haha! Look at that one. What’s wrong with you, then? Can you talk?” “If you keep talking back at me like that, I’m going to give you a muzzle.” “Stop complaining, kid, I picked you off the streets because you look funny. You could’ve gotten killed out there for it. You should be grateful.” “You need to stay here. Outside this circus, you’re just a freak.” “I’m giving you a dry place to sleep. That’s better than what you had before. I’d be grateful if I were you.” “Put on a bit of a happy face. If you look like that, people aren’t going to like you, are they?” “I love your act… I come here all the time to see you and I was wondering if you were ever free outside of this circus… Maybe you’d like to meet up with me sometimes?” “In here you can be proud of what you are.” “So, what trick shall I teach you today?”

[roseyfizzle]

@the-misunderstood-butterfly fUCK I FOUND OUR AU

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

*COUGHCOUGHJAXCOUGHCOUGH

[angstmemes]

circus freak starters

“Why’d I let you free? You’re my favourite act.” “You okay in there? That collar looks awfully tight.” “Hold on, I will come back for you tonight. I won’t let them use you like this.” “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to the cage soon.” “You have nothing to worry about, my dear, everyone will love you tonight.” “First performances are very exciting, I know, but that doesn’t give you the right to misbehave like this.” “You’re just nervous because you’re new, they all are in the first few weeks.” “What are you doing in a cage… this is inhumane.” “Haha! Look at that one. What’s wrong with you, then? Can you talk?” “If you keep talking back at me like that, I’m going to give you a muzzle.” “Stop complaining, kid, I picked you off the streets because you look funny. You could’ve gotten killed out there for it. You should be grateful.” “You need to stay here. Outside this circus, you’re just a freak.” “I’m giving you a dry place to sleep. That’s better than what you had before. I’d be grateful if I were you.” “Put on a bit of a happy face. If you look like that, people aren’t going to like you, are they?” “I love your act… I come here all the time to see you and I was wondering if you were ever free outside of this circus… Maybe you’d like to meet up with me sometimes?” “In here you can be proud of what you are.” “So, what trick shall I teach you today?”

[roseyfizzle]

@the-misunderstood-butterfly fUCK I FOUND OUR AU

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

*COUGHCOUGHJAXCOUGHCOUGH

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

Whoo! New character! And guess what? Stomach mouth!! I love stomach mouths, anyway, his name is Elijah! He is a quiet and just /tries/ maintains his temper (yeah he easily gets pissed, next on I’m going to draw what he looks like when he’s pissed)

Anyway!~ Tested my new markers! I worked on them badly omg qzq

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

I desperately try not to think of sins

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

You’re free for that I’ve been thinking of sins with him ;;^)))

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

BECAUSE OF THAT STOMACH YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN 8^))))

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

Maybe bite deeply /around/ the lower region and then force that big ass tongue in ;;;^)))))

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

Gah shit now I want to rp lemon with Elijah

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

Whoo! New character! And guess what? Stomach mouth!! I love stomach mouths, anyway, his name is Elijah! He is a quiet and just /tries/ maintains his temper (yeah he easily gets pissed, next on I’m going to draw what he looks like when he’s pissed)

Anyway!~ Tested my new markers! I worked on them badly omg qzq

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

I desperately try not to think of sins

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

You’re free for that I’ve been thinking of sins with him ;;^)))

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

BECAUSE OF THAT STOMACH YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN 8^))))

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

Whoo! New character! And guess what? Stomach mouth!! I love stomach mouths, anyway, his name is Elijah! He is a quiet and just /tries/ maintains his temper (yeah he easily gets pissed, next on I’m going to draw what he looks like when he’s pissed)

Anyway!~ Tested my new markers! I worked on them badly omg qzq

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

I desperately try not to think of sins

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

You know you’re an absolute sinner when you have an album on your phone yes I am not embarrassed to show this

amaryt @kennyandy ;^)

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

*squeaks and blushes red and hIDES*

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

cOME BACK HERE YOU ENJOY THE SINS WE DO DON’T FUCKING DENY YOU SAVE MORE PICTURES ON YOUR PHONE

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

SCREAMS DONT LISTEN TO HER LALAALALALALALALA LLAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKBDKSBD RUNS

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

OOOOOH SO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW THE PEOPLE THE SINS WE DID WELL

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

You know you’re an absolute sinner when you have an album on your phone yes I am not embarrassed to show this

amaryt @kennyandy ;^)

[prudey-draws-deactivated2020012]

*squeaks and blushes red and hIDES*

[someonewholovesbaconpancakes]

cOME BACK HERE YOU ENJOY THE SINS WE DO DON'T FUCKING DENY YOU SAVE MORE PICTURES ON YOUR PHONE