~~Wifies~~

rp blog bc i kin him | he/him

[someplaceicansurvive]

new and improved intro post!!

this is my wifies rp acc :) run by a wifies kin + i also have a wifies fictive alter who helps sometimes but he's not as active,,

uu!wifies and clonefies btw

he/him | he/they/it for mod

no dni but i block freely if i dont like what you do/say

shipping will be had!! cc!wifies is fine w shipping and actively engages in it so dw abt boundary breaking

currently boosfies and parfies are canon in the rpverse so be aware of that (afaik boosfer is also fine w shipping. parrot isnt so if you care about that you should leave)

some serious topics will be discussed so be mindful of that!

idk how to sign off the post! ^^

[someplaceicansurvive]

Parrot found himself knocking on Wifies' door again, tightly gripping a notebook in his other hand.

He looked stressed... and exhausted. His feathers were all ruffled and messy...

"Wifies... I need your help."

wh-? with what?? are you ok???

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot sighed, settling on Wifies' couch and fidgeting with his quill as he spoke.

"You remember Showtime, yeah? The person who kidnapped Phoenix? He's still trapped with them... and they have a challenge set up for me. Basically, I have to figure out their identity and they'll stop the game... I'll be able to kill them and everything will go back to normal... and one of the clues they gave me is relating to you..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

oh...? what is it?

[parrot-times-four]

"Well... admittedly, they didn't give much information... just that they're very similar to you... and that could really mean a lot of things... but I'd assume it's something pretty important if they pointed it out."

Parrot hummed, eyebrows furrowing slightly.

"The only other hint I have is a relation to stars... do you know anyone who fits that bill?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

hm

(wifies stayed silent for a few seconds, processing the information he was given)

the only person that comes to mind is nova... i haven't seen her around in a long time, tho. i don't know if she's even still in the server

[parrot-times-four]

"Nova..."

Parrot frowned, writing something down in his notebook as he continued rambling.

"See, I've been considering that too... because Showtime had said they spoke with Valerie before kidnapping her... and when I asked Valerie, the only person she named was Nova. I don't want to believe it's them, especially since I spoke with her and she said she'd been kidnapped by Showtime... I'd hate to doubt that story, but it seems like everything is pointing to her."

[someplaceicansurvive]

yeah, that does seem pretty suspicious...

[parrot-times-four]

"Mhm... I think I'll have to drop by her place and have a talk... see if I can get anything out of her."

Parrot shakes his head, standing up from the couch and giving Wifies a kiss. He seems a bit more at ease now...

"Thank you for the help! See you around."

[someplaceicansurvive]

no problem! see you!

[someplaceicansurvive]

Parrot found himself knocking on Wifies' door again, tightly gripping a notebook in his other hand.

He looked stressed... and exhausted. His feathers were all ruffled and messy...

"Wifies... I need your help."

wh-? with what?? are you ok???

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot sighed, settling on Wifies' couch and fidgeting with his quill as he spoke.

"You remember Showtime, yeah? The person who kidnapped Phoenix? He's still trapped with them... and they have a challenge set up for me. Basically, I have to figure out their identity and they'll stop the game... I'll be able to kill them and everything will go back to normal... and one of the clues they gave me is relating to you..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

oh...? what is it?

[parrot-times-four]

"Well... admittedly, they didn't give much information... just that they're very similar to you... and that could really mean a lot of things... but I'd assume it's something pretty important if they pointed it out."

Parrot hummed, eyebrows furrowing slightly.

"The only other hint I have is a relation to stars... do you know anyone who fits that bill?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

hm

(wifies stayed silent for a few seconds, processing the information he was given)

the only person that comes to mind is nova... i haven't seen her around in a long time, tho. i don't know if she's even still in the server

[parrot-times-four]

"Nova..."

Parrot frowned, writing something down in his notebook as he continued rambling.

"See, I've been considering that too... because Showtime had said they spoke with Valerie before kidnapping her... and when I asked Valerie, the only person she named was Nova. I don't want to believe it's them, especially since I spoke with her and she said she'd been kidnapped by Showtime... I'd hate to doubt that story, but it seems like everything is pointing to her."

[someplaceicansurvive]

yeah, that does seem pretty suspicious...

[someplaceicansurvive]

Parrot found himself knocking on Wifies' door again, tightly gripping a notebook in his other hand.

He looked stressed... and exhausted. His feathers were all ruffled and messy...

"Wifies... I need your help."

wh-? with what?? are you ok???

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot sighed, settling on Wifies' couch and fidgeting with his quill as he spoke.

"You remember Showtime, yeah? The person who kidnapped Phoenix? He's still trapped with them... and they have a challenge set up for me. Basically, I have to figure out their identity and they'll stop the game... I'll be able to kill them and everything will go back to normal... and one of the clues they gave me is relating to you..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

oh...? what is it?

[parrot-times-four]

"Well... admittedly, they didn't give much information... just that they're very similar to you... and that could really mean a lot of things... but I'd assume it's something pretty important if they pointed it out."

Parrot hummed, eyebrows furrowing slightly.

"The only other hint I have is a relation to stars... do you know anyone who fits that bill?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

hm

(wifies stayed silent for a few seconds, processing the information he was given)

the only person that comes to mind is nova... i haven't seen her around in a long time, tho. i don't know if she's even still in the server

[someplaceicansurvive]

Parrot found himself knocking on Wifies' door again, tightly gripping a notebook in his other hand.

He looked stressed... and exhausted. His feathers were all ruffled and messy...

"Wifies... I need your help."

wh-? with what?? are you ok???

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot sighed, settling on Wifies' couch and fidgeting with his quill as he spoke.

"You remember Showtime, yeah? The person who kidnapped Phoenix? He's still trapped with them... and they have a challenge set up for me. Basically, I have to figure out their identity and they'll stop the game... I'll be able to kill them and everything will go back to normal... and one of the clues they gave me is relating to you..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

oh...? what is it?

[someplaceicansurvive]

Parrot found himself knocking on Wifies' door again, tightly gripping a notebook in his other hand.

He looked stressed... and exhausted. His feathers were all ruffled and messy...

"Wifies... I need your help."

wh-? with what?? are you ok???

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[parrot-times-four]

"...well, guess I'm stuck here until you wake up..."

Parrot sighed, shaking his head fondly as he continued playing with Wifies' hair.

"...not that I mind."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(after a few minutes, wifies stirs, his eyes opening slightly, but he doesn't seem fully awake)

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot smiled a little, one of his hands cradling Wifies' cheek as he watched him stir.

"Hey there..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

..parrot..

(wifies moves his hand up to touch parrot's cheek, and misses completely, barely touching his shoulder instead)

[parrot-times-four]

"Yeah, I'm here... I'm right here"

Parrot chuckled a little, taking Wifies' hand and kissing the back of his palm before guiding it to his cheek.

[someplaceicansurvive]

...i had a nightmare.. where you... you got hurt.. and i... couldn't help you..

(wifies sits up and brings a hand to his head)

[parrot-times-four]

"Yeah?"

Parrot tilts his head, holding Wifies close and resting his head on the other's shoulder.

"Well, I'm right here... I'm not hurt at all."

[someplaceicansurvive]

...i think i need more sleep...

(wifies leans into parrot, letting out a comfortable sigh)

[parrot-times-four]

"Alright! We can definitely lay down and take a nap... but we need to get off the floor."

Parrot laughed a little, carefully standing up and helping Wifies up so they could move to the bedroom.

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies stumbled slightly upon getting up, leaning onto parrot to walk. once they reached the bedroom, he practically thew himself on the bed and fell asleep once again)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[parrot-times-four]

"...well, guess I'm stuck here until you wake up..."

Parrot sighed, shaking his head fondly as he continued playing with Wifies' hair.

"...not that I mind."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(after a few minutes, wifies stirs, his eyes opening slightly, but he doesn't seem fully awake)

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot smiled a little, one of his hands cradling Wifies' cheek as he watched him stir.

"Hey there..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

..parrot..

(wifies moves his hand up to touch parrot's cheek, and misses completely, barely touching his shoulder instead)

[parrot-times-four]

"Yeah, I'm here... I'm right here"

Parrot chuckled a little, taking Wifies' hand and kissing the back of his palm before guiding it to his cheek.

[someplaceicansurvive]

...i had a nightmare.. where you... you got hurt.. and i... couldn't help you..

(wifies sits up and brings a hand to his head)

[parrot-times-four]

"Yeah?"

Parrot tilts his head, holding Wifies close and resting his head on the other's shoulder.

"Well, I'm right here... I'm not hurt at all."

[someplaceicansurvive]

...i think i need more sleep...

(wifies leans into parrot, letting out a comfortable sigh)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[parrot-times-four]

"...well, guess I'm stuck here until you wake up..."

Parrot sighed, shaking his head fondly as he continued playing with Wifies' hair.

"...not that I mind."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(after a few minutes, wifies stirs, his eyes opening slightly, but he doesn't seem fully awake)

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot smiled a little, one of his hands cradling Wifies' cheek as he watched him stir.

"Hey there..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

..parrot..

(wifies moves his hand up to touch parrot's cheek, and misses completely, barely touching his shoulder instead)

[parrot-times-four]

"Yeah, I'm here... I'm right here"

Parrot chuckled a little, taking Wifies' hand and kissing the back of his palm before guiding it to his cheek.

[someplaceicansurvive]

...i had a nightmare.. where you... you got hurt.. and i... couldn't help you..

(wifies sits up and brings a hand to his head)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[parrot-times-four]

"...well, guess I'm stuck here until you wake up..."

Parrot sighed, shaking his head fondly as he continued playing with Wifies' hair.

"...not that I mind."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(after a few minutes, wifies stirs, his eyes opening slightly, but he doesn't seem fully awake)

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot smiled a little, one of his hands cradling Wifies' cheek as he watched him stir.

"Hey there..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

..parrot..

(wifies moves his hand up to touch parrot's cheek, and misses completely, barely touching his shoulder instead)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[parrot-times-four]

"...well, guess I'm stuck here until you wake up..."

Parrot sighed, shaking his head fondly as he continued playing with Wifies' hair.

"...not that I mind."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(after a few minutes, wifies stirs, his eyes opening slightly, but he doesn't seem fully awake)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[parrot-times-four]

"...jeez, dude..."

Parrot muttered to himself, laughing a little and carding his fingers through Wifies' hair.

"Freaked me out twice in less than five minutes..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies holds onto parrot tighter, his face scrunching up)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[parrot-times-four]

"Woah-!"

Parrot startles, rushing to support Wifies' weight and carefully lowering both of them to the ground. He laid Wifies' head in his lap, checking the other over as he waited for him to come back to consciousness...

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies shifts his position to be on his side, his face nuzzling into parrot as his arms come up to hold onto the avian. he seemed to be asleep)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[parrot-times-four]

"I know... it's alright, Wifies... I'm not mad..."

[someplaceicansurvive]

it shouldn't have happened in the first place...... i.. i..

(wifies collapses in parrot's arms)

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[parrot-times-four]

"...Alright, noted..."

Parrot sighed, wings drooping as he pressed his head against Wifies' chest. God... this still wasn't ideal, but it was better than the alternative...

"...that really scared me... but now I know to just... avoid them and not take it to heart."

[someplaceicansurvive]

i'm so sorry, i should've never let him do that.. i didn't know.. i didn't mean to scare you... i'm so so so sorry.....

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

After a moment, Parrot stepped close again, cupping Wifies' face in trembling hands.

"...tell me what just happened... or, well, who just happened."

Parrot laughed a little, although it was awkward and forced. He was clearly shaken...

[someplaceicansurvive]

i... i don't know... she just.. appeared out of nowhere... he doesn't.. have a name or anything.... they just... i don't know, i think they're mad at you..

[someplaceicansurvive]

"Wifiesss!! How are you doing, hun?" :>

- @parrot-times-four

why do you care?

[parrot-times-four]

"What-? Uh... because... you're my partner??? And I love and care about you??? What kinda question is that?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

i don't know why you thought it was a good idea to come waste my time but i'd appreciate it if you didn't. ever.

[parrot-times-four]

"Wha- I- W-Wifies, what are you-? What does this mean-?"

Fuck... was he really that awful of a partner? Sure, he and Wifies didn't get as much time together as they should have, but this was... harsh.

"Waste your time? I-I just- you- we're-"

God, why couldn't he get his words out!? So many different thoughts were rushing through his head and none of them stuck around long enough to say them...

[someplaceicansurvive]

if that's all you can say then just leave. unless you have something actually meaningful to tell me, but i presume you don't since all you're doing is stuttering like a broken record

[parrot-times-four]

"Why are- why are you acting like this!? W-We were fine last time we talked! What happened?"

Parrot's feathers ruffled, grabbing one of Wifies' hands and holding it. He couldn't just leave like this...

"What's gotten into you!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies yanks his hand out of parrot's grip)

what do you think you're doing? leave. go talk to your little protector if you're that desperate for affection

[parrot-times-four]

"Wh- no, Wifies, I want you! I like spending time with you!"

Parrot pulled his hand back, clearly wounded. His wings came close to his body, almost like he was trying to shield himself from Wifies' cruel words.

"D-Do you... do you want to break up!? Is that it!? Do you not love me anymore!?"

[someplaceicansurvive]

(wifies tenses at that, his expression becoming more unsure)

wh- i-

(his face suddenly twists into one of anguish and he begins shaking)

NO!- no- please- i- i didn't- he- i- i'm sorry-

[parrot-times-four]

Parrot startles at the sudden switch-up, stepping back a bit and wrapping his arms around himself.

He didn't say anything... he didn't really know what to say after that... but he certainly couldn't look Wifies in the eye right now...

[someplaceicansurvive]

please, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to- it wasn't- i- it's her fault, i don't- i don't know what's up with them- i shouldn't have- i shouldn't have let him- i- i'm sorry-