somerisings

hello i enjoy gently mocking tim curry and drinking wine. [timcurrysbooty personal blog]

[gobblechopstv]

[hornedbooty]

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

[a-sadist-at-play-45-deactivated]

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

[fission-mailure]

wowe, take a chille pille, maen.

[kipplekipple]

Sommeonne needs to relaxe

[charlesoberonn]

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

[weissroseschnee]

Jolene

[forestgospel]

harder,,.. b-better.., *sniff* fa-faster,,, stron- *starts sobbing*

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[toasty-cowboy]

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[quicksilvermad]

I would sell my soul for more content like this

[catchymemes]

[dawningcrow]

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[2weird2berealized-deactivated20]

i want to reach a Stevie Nicks level of etherealness where people are in awe of my existence and there are rumors that i’m a witch or not even human like that’s where i wanna be in life

[creepish]

girls only want one thing and it is to decompose 

[bibidebabideboo]

[bichopalo]

fall inspo ❤️

[pastabot]

for halloween i’m gonna be sad

[nickelodeonhistory]