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I am become William T. Riker

(Back hurt real bad)

(Don't trust the robots)

(Back hurt so so real so bad so real bad)

#star trek #tng #william t riker #riker #not about star trek #chronic pain #and whatever else is wrong with me #my back hurt

I am so fucking sick of AI ads that are like "IM YOUR PELVIC FLOOR" "IM YOUR FOAMY URINE" "IM UR INNER PEACE" No ur not u ficking liar ur in my phone and I don't even got at least half of that shit

#yeah advertisements almost always make me go no fuck you now i wont buy that (unless its mango) anyway. what of it #theres an extra layer of i dont fucking believe you when an ad is AI and advertisers etc are just thinking if they shove it #down our throats enough we'll stop hating it #because the goal isnt just to sell us stuff its to make us not fucking think so we buy more and more stuff and also die painfully #and i dont care if i sound crazy sctually because like yeah dying painfully is part of it when we dont have healthcare #and dont get paid enough and everything costs more and they wanna sell you thinking and they wanna sell you everything everything #its subjugation for labor and capital #or something i need to go to sleep #ai for like sorting data and cleaning up data sets and stuff? that would be cool sure if it works good #ai for searching for information for me and giving me ideas and its stealing water and also its goal is to keep you using it and steal ideas #? no! pooo #when im searching for info i wanna feel like i used ctrl+F #give me random shit that is technically what i said but also its like a movie from 1963 that is 99percent prolly not what anyone looking for #thats fucking part of it #and also maybe iw as fucking looking for that #ok i looked up 1963 movies and one of them is alfred hitchcock The Birds fuck that shit we got a history

Guy who just found out opossum and possum are different and is feeling really betrayed that no one has corrected him because he talks about possums o-possums at least every 1.5 weeks

#this is worse than bazaar and schedule #i thought schedule was pronounced skedoodle until i was like 11. i talked about skedoodles regularly #everyone either Let me say it totally wrong just because or thought i was doing a bit #i barely knew what a bit was i hadnt hyperfocused on the intricacies of verbal and physical language to thusly decode them yet #i feel like they werent two different things last week and like reality has changed #but that is unlikely

Your dad will ask "did you see the video of the fisherman trying to grab the crab" and just expect you to know what that means instantly

Actuallyyourcat told me they can do whatever the fuck they want hope thishelps

#my cat to me when its time to bite the laptop a little

nofucking Sidewalk to the Burger Store

Guy who thinks computer viruses and bugs are curses

#okay like i know what viruses and bugs are mostly but sometimes istfg its the third thing (curse)#my phone wouldnt let me log into ao3 for a few months unless i tricked it #it could have been a cookie cache issue thing or whatever. OR #it was a curse. and today i broke it somehow and now its fixed #i can subscribe to works without first doing a deception ritual to bypass the curse #i definitely did not clear my cache or cookies or whatever but it did stop saving my password so like maybe it got fed up and cleared itself #which is the exact type of autonomous bullshit behavior a cursed object might exhibit #just saying

I just went back to look at my old old as fuck not even on AO3 quirky crossover fanfics that I abandoned in like 2013 and people are still on there commenting shit like "can you stop putting it on hiatus" and "need more" in the past year, it has been over 12 years the writing for them is so terrible I was literally a child in the LolRandomXD Era if you feel like writing you should write and it doesn't matter if it's bad because some freak 12 years later will wish youd written more of it

#i get to say some freak because im also some freak and also these fanfictions are very very bad #theyre like that genre thats like what if i put all the characters from these different medias in one room and they have conversations #i at least came up with sort of reasons for them to exist together but also again it was written by a child in the LolRandomXD Era #and also im not saying “stick these characters from different things in a room together and they have conversations” is always bad #i think plato wrote that type of shit idk if it was good tho #its just these are also seperately bad i promise #also not saying all children are bad writers i even probably wrote some banger lines #but the overall effect of trying to read these old fics for me at least is i have to go outside for a while and forget that they exist #or ill find my old login and delete them impulsively

Guy who never uses a pasta strainer: yeah man I hate the part of making pasta where you have to touch the hot pasta and hot water with your bare hand to keep it in the pot when you drain it

#to be fair it doesnt always happen and you can rig it with some sink water so you dont get burned if you donit right #and if you do it super right you dont even have to touch the boiling water and hot pasta at all. i just forget #the problem with this isnt that i should be using a pasta strainer i hate cleaning them #the problem is my attention span and forgetting stuff in the middle of doing it and then youre cupping burning hot pasta #while almost boiling water pours between ur fingies

RIP Disco Elysium HDB you woulda loved St. Jimmy

I do not understand the intense vitriol for Cunoesse she is literally 10 like yeah maybe she did some murder but she also has no parents and is 10 years old she's 10 years old she has some sort of trauma response to violent situations she's 10 years old

#like yeah she manipulates cuno (as a defence mechanism?) but #the player character in the game has a canon history of manipulation and emotional abuse for maybe longer than cunoesse has been alive #and i love HDB dont get me wrong hes a fascinating and loveable character #CUNOESSE IS 10 #like yeah idk maybe a 10 year old could be evil but what we see of cunoesse isnt necessarily her being evil #its her being scared and lashing out and also she probably did some murder but its disco elysium baby who the fuck hasnt #we dont know why she is alone i dont think or why she did a murder #so sure it could be “shes alone because shes evil and she did murder because shes evil and tha-tha-tha-thats all folks”#but thats not the most interesting answer and if everybody else can be complex layers of people then why the fuck not cunoesse #i remember being 10 and terrified and filled with rage sometimes and its like your brain is on fire and too big and too small at once #and i dont care if im wrong even because people defend male characters who do way way worse shit and everyone claps every day.#this exact same rant but change 10 to like 45 and make it about Izzy from Our Flag Means Death and then everyone is like “yeah!”#dont get me wrong i love izzy from our flag means death #maybe became my favourite character (but also my favourite character in a lot of things is like whoever is right there)#but yeah anyway everyone gets to want Hannibal Lecter to be a dad but wanting cunoesse to get adopted and go to therapy is crazy I GUESS #the adopted could be someone makes her food sometimes and the therapy could be breaking dishes on a wall and setting stuff on fire though #and and ALSO i think it is in line with the game that you cant like have positive interactions with cunoesse #its not about perfect solutions #this should be its own post i keep adding to the tags #next time i stumble across a fanfic where shes evil ill come yell again probably

Every day I get confused and disturbed by concepts such as meals, hydration, sleep, time itself, calendars, the sun,

dumbpuppyfag

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??

#whos to say!#inquiring minds want to know #agh oof ow agh oof oof ahh

Almost every time I see a post about that hockey show I think they're talking about my guy from stardew valley

#my guy #i think he was the first npc i intentionally interacted with and from that moment on he was my favourite #i havent talked about him here because the stardew valley fix is on hiatus but itll come back #time is a circle #im liking posts for the hockey show but its half because im reading them as if they are about shane stardew valley #or sometimes disco elysium guy for actuslly no logical reason with that one

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throwing one of my incomplete rough draft star trek quarksongs into the void happy valentimes

#Important to note that the earlier draft was way cringier actually #I need to write other stuff but it's only this rn #I like a lady with a really big knife and I like a man who wants to ruin my life is the line that let me rewrite the old rough draft #Like yeah maybe pel and Natima Lang don't have big knife onscreen but they have one metaphorically and it's at Quark's throat #Because he put it there #And the man who wants to ruin mylife could also be brunt. Or arguably lots of others.#I think for quark most women have really big knives and most men could be perceived to want to ruin his life but odo is still special #some of the inflection and emphasis needs adjustment so its a little less showtunes but not much less showtunes maybe #also i really need to get to the vic fontaine stuff in the show. i sort of stopped my watchthru in season 5 and jumped back to the start #oops #quark #quarksong #also i fucked up the strumming pattern it had more of one #but thats okay #technically this is part of a musical but ive only been able to write for:#dukat kira odo quark and a little bashir in any coherent fashion #i hate how easy it was to write dukat's song actually #dukats song is the only one whete im like yeah thats probably done #im posting this on the internet so i can finish writing it or write something else but im also trying really hard #not to stand in front of it with my arms out and say “DONT LOOK AT IT DONT LOOK”#and also like the men in quarks life may also have knives and the women may want to ruin it too #hes not gotten a hang on the whole gender equality thing yet

I don't need to carry a fountain pen and ink everywhere I don't need to carry a fountain pen and ink everywhere I don't-

#but what if the fountain pen had a disco ball on the end #what if i carried a disco ball everywhere #like i know intellectually i dont need to do that but also what if theres a party #and no one has a disco ball or a fountain pen and ink on them #two things all parties need

I think chopping the sleeves off of my favourite tshirt will cure my adhd maybe this time for real

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