GARAKS PADDED REVENGE

hey guys its garaks-padded-bra they killed me but im back like a zombie. my name is GOO . im okay with every single thing. star trek 28 years later and phantom of the paradise!!!!!

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Swan Fancam as promised

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alexander siddig you may be beautiful but please never attempt an evil performance ever again. one time is certainly enough.

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2nd art request is for @unamccormack who wanted garak & didn't specify in what situation. he moved back to cardassia and his doctor recommended he take walks outside

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How it feels to know the difference between Jimmy Shite and Jimmy Snake and Jimmy Jones

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I think i love my cat like too much

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My Muse

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so now all is forgiven with the milk sneeze? how fickle.

I forgive her. Also shes white cuz shes made of milk so its not like it really did anything

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I think i love my cat like too much

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You don't have to pretend with me.

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KIRA & DAX: statistical probabilities

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Star Trek Deep Space Nine "The Siege"

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Ziggys Nice Day in chronological order

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The Hell of It

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Before the symbiote ezri did shave bush but now that she has jadzias soul in her she doesnt

No she groomed it in a landing strip before and she does the same now. It is the Only remaining semblance of control she has.

Jadzia whispers to her Its Full Bush Summer😛 and Ezri says No the Hell it Is Not ! 🪒🪒🪒🪒

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I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

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Artists rendition

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I had my last lesson with this guy a second ago and when we passed a dog on the path he said, apropos of nothing, "dog die? I feel nothing."

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Everyone saying ezri dax doesnt groom her bush is a fool. look at her God Damned Eyebrows

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She p on my willy

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Willy

Got my glasses im out the door and i am Itty Bitty

Before I leave

[This part is redacted as Paul Williams is in Addiction Recovery]

Cuz when i leave for the night I aint

Comin Back

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do you have any paul williams music recs?? he has so many albums i don't know where to go next ! i have already heard just an old fashioned love song though and enjoyed strongly #mypureheart

Heres the playlist i made for my pal who asked the same question!!

All opinions based .... but here is my Beginner P Willy Selection